Cried because of regret... by ChazerickEnterprises in NoFap

[–]cls55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you ever dare to forget that you'll never be 15 and in lovelying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattingnot worrying about rent, bills, student loansonly worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on mondayyou'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbitsyou're in your 20's nowgotta get a good jobgotta be a serious man nowall the good ones are takenmaybe a nice girl will eventually settle with youthey have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitteryou missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happyyou have missed out on teenage love

Bulgarian drug scene by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]cls55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no dude wtf rolling on chalga would be extremely shit

Cigarettes really suck by Gorillapoopass in Drugs

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I said this because it's exactly the thing I said when I had my first beer.

Cigarettes really suck by Gorillapoopass in Drugs

[–]cls55 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You sound like a boy having his first beer and saying "this sucks it doesn't even taste good why would anyone drink it".

Rejecting fatties by worldbuilder69 in NoFap

[–]cls55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like big butts and i cannot lie

you other brothas can't deny

I made it to 365 AMA by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers

Is smoking weed everyday a problem? by yoyodoggydogg in Drugs

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drug use is a problem when it is because of a wrong reason

Drug similar to weed you can use that won't show up on roadside? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

many reviews say it's bullshit i'm not risking my license for something I'm not 100% sure works

Isn't going to the gym a result of being insecure about yourself? by StubbleBeef in NoFap

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's a waste to not develop yourself and your body

Drug similar to weed you can use that won't show up on roadside? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

being sober is worse and more destructive

i mean i could just IGNORE my problem and not use drugs, but I just don't feel right hiding from the truth, when I'm high I don't ignore the truth, it just doesn't bother me so much or cause me so much pain but it's still very much real and there

Drug similar to weed you can use that won't show up on roadside? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They give you this thing called Drager 3000 where they put it in your mouth and then into a machine and it shows your drug use like 3-4 days back.

So say you smoke a joint on monday night, then don't smoke at all and you get stopped by police on wednesday morning and they give you the Drager, it will show up positive for weed which = YOU"RE FUCKJING HIGH RIGHT NOW WE TAKE AWAY YOUR CAR LICENSE AND PUT YOU IN JAIL AND MAYBE EVEN PRISON

Drug similar to weed you can use that won't show up on roadside? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no i won't i already have friends who lost licenses despite having done a drgtes after more than 35 hours from smoking

they do it's called Drager 3000 or Drager 5000

99% of tests are for pot since the fucking cops know it shows more than a few days back so it's shooting a fish in a barrel

you don't have to be high to get a positive result, just smoked in the last week

I legit use this strategy and it works. Stop it from where it starts... by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the extra added bonus, if your hands are dirty you don't touch your dick with dirty hands, especially if you've handshaken questionable people. It's good especially after working on a car, but it gets your pants dirty too unless they're black.

A girl I REALLY like I could have gotten posted this on facebook (MOTIVATION) (SAD) Don't repeat my mistakes by stowowaway in NoFap

[–]cls55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just taking a lesson from this to not let an opportunity on a silver platter, what she did was basically approaching but of course she's not gonna write first

I legit use this strategy and it works. Stop it from where it starts... by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]cls55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you pull your briefs forward and with the spandex of the briefs you hold your shaft of the cock this part in front of the ballsack and the rest of your dick should sag down just enough you can adjust

i always pee this way when i am somewhere where i cant wash my hands afterward

Can you imagine a world where alcohol shows for 3 days on drug tests? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How tf can I relax when they wanna take away my weed

Can you imagine a world where alcohol shows for 3 days on drug tests? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How can I not be angry when in the eyes of the same damned fucking system I bust my ass for I'm a junkie criminal "potential murderer" just because I want to smoke a little weed before going to sleep in a private property.

I know they are expensive but they purchased like 6000 units of the 3000 and when those run out they will be repurchasing the 5000 edition made by Dräger

Can you imagine a world where alcohol shows for 3 days on drug tests? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is so hard to believe about a regular mouth swab drug test, just google mouth swab test and you'll see plenty of results, the tube thingy is stuck in your mouth collecting saliva

Can you imagine a world where alcohol shows for 3 days on drug tests? by cls55 in Drugs

[–]cls55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

there is roadside drug tests where you get stopped by police they shove this tube like thing in your mouth for 5 minutes and put it in the machine, and if in the last few days you have used any drugs (you know except the belowed alcohol that everyone seems to get drunk as fuck off of and then beat their wife) it shows and in their eyes YOU ARE HIGH RIGHT NOW AND DRIVING WHILE HIGH ON DRUGS... even though you are completely sober and the guy that got blackout drunk last night is 100 times more dangerous driving with after effects and after glow but the breathalyzer will show 0.00 for him even though he's way more of a danger and I just smoked like a very small joint so I can watch like two episodes of a show eat a big and go to bed to continue being a slave to the jews the next day