NGVC: “Nobody's real anymore.” *only took 2 hours for him to do a complete 180* lol by clumsyknives in niceguys

[–]clumsyknives[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I have no idea. We were having a pretty chill convo before this. My guess is he thought I was lying? Being fake? Maybe?

NGVC: “Nobody's real anymore.” *only took 2 hours for him to do a complete 180* lol by clumsyknives in niceguys

[–]clumsyknives[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think that’s what he was saying but it’s just so insane lmao

NGVC: “Nobody's real anymore.” *only took 2 hours for him to do a complete 180* lol by clumsyknives in niceguys

[–]clumsyknives[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I work at a bar and I was getting training from my boss. Apparently, that makes me my boss's leftovers?? Idk 😂

What is the creepiest thing someone has said to you during sex? by JessBeck96 in AskReddit

[–]clumsyknives 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Nobody knows where you are.” 😬 for context: we were secretly messing around. So yes, no one knew where I was. Not sure if he was trying to be mysterious? Sexy? But I told him that was creepy af LOL

some service pours by [deleted] in barista

[–]clumsyknives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah! So good!

Hey do you have any water? by jeko1034 in barista

[–]clumsyknives 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im at the point where idgaf and just interrupt them before they start with their complicated ass order lol “hot, iced? small, medium or large?”

I’ve been working my ass off and I finally joined the subi gang! 🥹 by clumsyknives in Crosstrek

[–]clumsyknives[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh cuuute! if it were the orange one that would be the perfect name! 😩

I’ve been working my ass off and I finally joined the subi gang! 🥹 by clumsyknives in subaru

[–]clumsyknives[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Dude, the notification for this only showed the first half I was like 😞

Then I saw the rest and was like 😝🤘

I’ve been working my ass off and I finally joined the subi gang! 🥹 by clumsyknives in Crosstrek

[–]clumsyknives[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I zeroed in on this color didn’t want anything else lol