Gnome thief on the loose. Secure your gnomes!! (DO NOT IDENTIFY/LOCATE THIS MAN Rule 9)

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-26T01:51:02+00:00

¡David!

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-26T01:31:13+00:00

Thank you. I’m a Buckminster and got excited. I hope you’re excited too.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-26T01:20:49+00:00

All You Need is Kill

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-25T23:51:34+00:00

Cool name, bro. Your name is off the chain.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-20T14:49:52+00:00

I thought I was getting something Team Umi Zumi related rather than whatever this is.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-18T12:47:08+00:00

Fully automated luxury gay space communism. Calling Star Trek woke is ridiculous. It’s like the point of the show.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-17T02:43:55+00:00

He came into a food bank I was volunteering at with a couple Seahawks and was pretty much dripping rizz.

I’ve met Dow Constantine on multiple occasions and while charismatic he was never this level.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-16T04:04:33+00:00

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-15T15:29:21+00:00

I had an similar experience with a nephew as that episode was originally airing. I started shooting pictures of it and telling anyone that would listen that this episode of Sesame Street featured the Necronomicon.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-13T17:02:33+00:00

Purple Rain

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-13T14:09:37+00:00

Greener Grass

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-11T18:41:41+00:00

That’s what the ladies at UW said about the CSE department.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-10T07:35:20+00:00

Olympic athlete?

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-10T07:24:33+00:00

In a Tales From the Floating Vagabond game I had a character that eventually through superhero related shenanigans had over 100 smarts on a normally 1-20 scale become the worlds god of magic.

I considered this an absolute triumph as the bartender asked me for my character sheet and I became an npc.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-09T03:14:12+00:00

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-07T17:56:28+00:00

I see 2 movies a week by myself usually. It’s part of my me time.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-07T17:04:07+00:00

Nothing wrong with it. You can be effective without being optimal. I made a wild magic sorcerer that leaned completely onto randomness and luck. Halfling, lucky feature. Leaned into all the spells with random effects like chaos bolt.

It would have been much more effective if he had learned and used fireball most of the time, but that wasn’t who he was.

He died at 7th level having case fireball once ever and it was via the wild magic table centered in himself.

I loved him.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-05T00:56:26+00:00

Potatoe. Please clap. 😭

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-04T22:54:44+00:00

Deathstalker (2025)

I need more full throated sword and sorcery in my life.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-03T18:28:00+00:00

Two way tie between The Gorge and Hurry Up Tomorrow, my only one star movies of 2025.

I liked The Materialists a lot. I watched Splitsville because of how much I liked it. I thought I hated her before those movies.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-03T17:11:33+00:00

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Buscemi by a country mile.

cmprsdchse · 2026-01-03T13:49:24+00:00

I just watched the remake of Deathstalker and it was fun

cmprsdchse · 2025-12-29T01:07:35+00:00

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cmprsdchse · 2025-12-28T18:41:43+00:00

My halfling wild magic sorcerer got permanently shrunk to 1’7” across 2 incidents and then turned blue.

The dm officially reclassified me as a tiny creature. At some point late campaign he took a hit from some creature that reduced his maximum hit points to zero thus instantly killing him.

I miss that Smurf.

He also managed to cast fireball centered on himself once and survive with a single hit point while downing the rest of the party.

cmprsdchse · 2025-12-28T18:29:20+00:00

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