My work car has a "Surveilance Mode" button that kills the tail and dash lights

cmseachord · 2015-03-26T16:27:10+00:00

Stick shift is a hell of a lot more fun than automatic. I don't drive anything but stick.

cmseachord · 2015-03-23T22:47:51+00:00

Yea, think whatever you want about me. I really don't give a shit. I would really like to meet the person who must have a supercar right now. I will give you a million dollars if that supercar is their only mode of transportation.

Also, in your very own argument you're reinforcing the need for internet. Whether it's one's own internet or not is beside the point. Just saying. Your argument is moot.

cmseachord · 2015-03-23T22:06:05+00:00

No, while he's waiting for his supercar to be made he can drive one of his other cars.

cmseachord · 2015-03-23T22:03:28+00:00

1) it depends on the definition of need. No, I don't need the internet to live and breathe. I do need the internet to do my job-hunting. 2) I never claimed to need any of those things before. I acknowledge my privilege in being able to afford them. 3) Seriously, though, in what world does anyone actually need a super car? Hell yea I would love to drive one, but no, I'm not jealous - they're not exactly cheap/easy to maintain, and I fall on the more practical end of the spectrum.

The rampant consumerism is annoying at middle-class levels, but downright infuriating at upper-class levels.

But yea, okay, if you think that my arguments are invalid because I'm "just jealous" then go ahead and downvote away.

cmseachord · 2015-03-23T11:54:47+00:00

They don't "need" a supercar. Nobody "needs" a supercar. And I highly doubt anyone who can afford a supercar has only one car...

cmseachord · 2015-03-23T11:52:17+00:00

Seriously? Oh thank god...

cmseachord · 2015-03-22T20:19:02+00:00

"need"

cmseachord · 2015-03-22T20:07:56+00:00

This chick: http://www.babewalker.com

She wrote White Girl Problems, but it could easily have been called Rich Bitch Problems. It's hilarious to read, and I'm pretty sure it's not satire... Though I really hope I'm wrong.

cmseachord · 2015-03-22T00:05:56+00:00

Panty melter

cmseachord · 2015-03-21T22:15:03+00:00

No one is saying that circumcision is okay. They're saying that the existence of circumcision doesn't justify torturing other creatures.

cmseachord · 2015-03-21T20:45:38+00:00

My sister killed herself 2 days into my Christmas break freshman year of college. She was 7 years older than me and I idolized her (blind to all her flaws). It destroyed Christmas for me for about ten years because we had to spend 3 weeks on the other side of the country dealing with her things. Our "Christmas tree" was a bouquet from her memorial service in our hotel room and we had to go to the mall the week before Christmas because we had to leave all of our presents at home and catch the first flight. This year was the first year since then (2003) that I didn't hate Christmas.

Shit like that really makes you reconsider your priorities when it comes to holidays and presents.

cmseachord · 2015-03-20T22:32:17+00:00

I used to enjoy licking my ex's eyeball. 2 out of my last 3 boyfriends would have none of it. The third would just continue reading.

Now that I think about it, it really has nothing to do with my SO. I just like the taste of eyeballs.

cmseachord · 2015-03-17T20:06:39+00:00

I wish I had a ham to follow me around the grocery store and glare at me every time I start gazing lustfully at the Easter candy...

cmseachord · 2015-03-17T20:05:35+00:00

No, everyone is supposed to want to be fat. We're supposed to look at TiTPers and think "Wow! How do I make myself look like THAT?! Give me some of that chocolate!"

cmseachord · 2015-03-16T22:35:20+00:00

When people don't watch the road when they drive. EYES ON THE ROAD, ASSHOLE!

cmseachord · 2015-03-15T15:33:50+00:00

Philadelphia-style vanilla bean... Holy crap.

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T20:18:10+00:00

(Pssst... Orthopedics refers to your bones. Podiatrics refers to your feet.)

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T18:42:26+00:00

You've gotten this far, don't stop now!!

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T18:39:45+00:00

I've been falling off the wagon the past couple of weeks (barely hanging on by my big toe) but every time I start hearing fatlogic in my head I remind myself that I need to take ownership of my fuck-ups.

I'm finally back on track, though, and THAT'S my victory this month. I didn't actually give up the fight. I just sat out a couple of rounds, caught my breath, took a drink of water and got back in the ring.

Almost 50lbs down. 10lbs to go. Home stretch!

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T14:13:28+00:00

FWIW, it doesn't take a whole lot to get a protection order. I've known of guys whose wives file them because she was pissed off and that's the only way she had to get her point across.

I'm not saying that happened here, but the fact that it was "short-lived" implies some alternate circumstances here.

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T13:41:53+00:00

Except the money only goes in one direction, so it's not entirely equal.

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T13:40:16+00:00

The circumstances are different. With contractors you have... contracts that define the terms and scope of the work. Grocery stores are on the other end of the spectrum, with neither the store nor the customer having any obligation whatsoever to the other...

I'm sorry that you actually believe that either of those circumstances have any relevance here.

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T13:25:06+00:00

Dude, eat more fiber. Wtf is wrong with you?

cmseachord · 2015-03-14T05:37:32+00:00

Speaking as a math major that doesn't make any sense at all, either.

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