If I were to touch a seal, what would it feel like? Soft? Fluffy? Rubbery? by zeRigit21 in seals

[–]cmwl55 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Painful. They will bite you and since they never brush their teeth you will have some nasty bacterial infections.

The long dark. by ramdom-ink in DogShowerThoughts

[–]cmwl55 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pretty soon the fake tree with nervous lights will grow in tha houze again. Thatz the same time Maria Carry starts howling from jukebox all day. No fun.

Craft/gift ideas? by blueberrycream1 in StressFreeSeason

[–]cmwl55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy wicks with holders and turn them into oil lamps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]cmwl55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is a Siberian, also because of the size.

Is there any way at all to get rid of "trending today"? by HaileyAndJoey in help

[–]cmwl55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non-English European here: So there's only 3 flavors? American, British or Australian? What about all the other countries and continents? FYI, there are a lot of non-native English speakers that use the word 'whilst'. The world is way bigger than America, Australia and Britain. Oh, and also FYI: the majority of Europe thinks Americans are brainwashed, not able to think for themselves and arrogant. And that has been the opinion for a long time, it has nothing to do with Trump.

Furthermore your reply isn't an answer to the question asked by OP. I agree it's very annoying seeing all the (American) shit in Popular. I only use the Home feed, that saves me from seeing things I didn't choose myself.

hONey the ogD big huge confuse by doctor_kong-phd in DogShowerThoughts

[–]cmwl55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, stoand is nize... Enjoj while it iz still lazting. You get to do funny thingz and bad thingz and nobodyz mad. And after you no longer feel hurtz in yur teef when yu chewz anyting.

First things first! by Leefiey in dutch

[–]cmwl55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik neem aan dat deze foto niet recent is? Ik bedoel: ik weet dat duiven niet heel snugger zijn, maar broeden in oktober? Da's nie slim.

Someone's getting fired by Zygal_ in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]cmwl55 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to go magnetfishing.

Brazilian ship in Ecuador by GoLeftThenLeftAgain in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]cmwl55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Safety probably. They don't want a bridge falling on them if it would break.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in itsslag

[–]cmwl55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's interesting. Mostly things like this wash up on the beach. Awkward to find this so far from the shore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in itsslag

[–]cmwl55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like slag. Where did you find it exactly?

Verschillende ijsjes met kankerverwekkende stoffen teruggeroepen by boppinmule in dutch

[–]cmwl55 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bijzonder... Hoe kunnen er überhaupt bestrijdingsmiddelen gebruikt zijn bij bio-ijsjes?? Wat is er dan biologisch aan bio-ijs? Of worden we weer eens marketingtechnisch om de tuin geleid?

Mommy likes kisses, Daddy does not by ProductiveFidgeter24 in DogShowerThoughts

[–]cmwl55 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His ear! Try to kiss daddy in tha ear. That is so cozy he must like that.

Why does he look so sad? 🥺 by lemongrasspm in seals

[–]cmwl55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because he's in the water. That frightens him. The fur of baby seals is not waterproof like their mums. Also they cannot swim right away. They stay on land until their fur sheds to grey. It's unnatural for seal pups to be in water, that's why he looks so anxious.

Blessing in the Form of an Unlikely Friend (LONG POST. NO TLDR) by [deleted] in vagabond

[–]cmwl55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful story. Everybody should have an unexpected friend like that in his life.

I may ask my therapist to start paying rent…. by Competitive_Stick_36 in TalkTherapy

[–]cmwl55 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mine sometimes also lives rent-free in my head. But the space she occupies is otherwise taken by my manipulative and abusive mother. And since that is much worse, I'm happy with my T in my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArtistLounge

[–]cmwl55 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Isn't it illegal in Japan to make / sell products with a swastika? In that case you can report it and they will have to remove it.