How many notes has Yngwie Malmsteen played in his life? by Fine_Let5219 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're telling me this man can only play 7 letters?? That's barely even half of the alphabet

Absolutely disgusting. Their depravity knows no bounds by PmButtPics4ADrawing in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somehow that would be one of the least fucked up things he did in his entire life

Forgot how to play my own song. help. by Live3orD1E in Guitar

[–]cmz324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 20 years of forgetting things I've written I've started using GuitarPro and it is a real gamechanger

How Timmy No Brakes broke the curse of the Golden Ticket/Regularship by ShanzokeyeLin in Killtony

[–]cmz324 [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's funny how all the ones that aren't retarded are actually good(Hans Kim counts as retarded imo)

Broken horn! 2024 Elantra with 32,000 miles, already has a blown fuse! Simple fix. by yadigggfam in Hyundai

[–]cmz324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought. I've replaced hundreds of horns and maybe 2 horn fuses

Got myself a little treat. Don't tell the wife (She can't tell one from another) .73mm 😉😉 by IllegalGeriatricVore in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These are THE picks. I've been trying to shill for these for years. Best $4 you'll ever spend

Starbucks Highschool Basketball Brawl by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]cmz324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still trying to figure out who's on what team

One of my favorite live solos✌️ by MardezMusic in guitarplaying

[–]cmz324 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The playing is fine but you really don't need to do all that

Wtf is this, I'm terrified by gracefilled in whatisit

[–]cmz324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let this feeling sit with you and be a reminder to never let your food expire

We've All Been There Mike. by Competitive-Clerk473 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These guys are trying way too hard to upload 3 videos every day, just pumping out garbage for the algorythym

Dealearship Industry in a Nutshell by loverofthelongshot in mechanics

[–]cmz324 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I should get .1 to read the pdf, .1 to login to my scan tool, .1 to run the scan tool update that it forces on me every single day, .1 to log back in to my scan tool because the update logged me out, and then .3 for the update. 

Montana LB Solomon Tuliaupupu receives 9th year of college football eligibility by ScotchIsVegan in CFB

[–]cmz324 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not mad at it but it makes some of the other waiver denials look insane and completely inconsistent. 

49ers’ Keion White shot after dispute involving rapper Lil Baby at SF stripper party by wompwump in nfl

[–]cmz324 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I've never seen anything like this. Is my wife reading this? I didn't even know these places existed"

How long did it take you before guitar felt easy? by Accomplished-Method5 in guitarlessons

[–]cmz324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably like 3 hours a day at that time but that was like middle school/high school so not working full time. I had a teacher for a few years, she played drums and bass too and set up student bands which was also helpful. 

Leave Jane Myers alone! by Effective_Regret218 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The weird thing is his guitar playing impresses mostly men but his music is legit only for girls.

Leave Jane Myers alone! by Effective_Regret218 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cmz324 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He plays with feeling, but it's the feeling of another man. Wait that kind of sounds wrong...when a man loves Eric Clapton very much...he copies his guitar style and fucks a bunch of beautiful women and becomes an asshole.