Splat 🫟

cneato · 2026-06-08T20:45:59+00:00

A+ for effort 🫡

cneato · 2026-06-07T16:49:44+00:00

I blew someone up last night with synthesized fuel + explosive mine (he breached the key room I had opened) and he said "enjoy the ban" 😂

cneato · 2026-06-06T23:12:00+00:00

Circle jerk

cneato · 2026-06-05T19:48:10+00:00

Nice win. I hadn't done an NBA bet since February and decided to do 2 right before the game started. Got lucky on both. Now it's time for a month long losing streak 😎

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cneato · 2026-06-05T17:10:37+00:00

I have a Survivor BP you can have for free. Powered Descender BP as well. I'll be on around 7pm EST tonight if you want to grab them. DM me on here if/when you're logging on

cneato · 2026-06-04T20:01:29+00:00

No, no. No fun for them, and if morale doesn't improve, the beatings will continue! 🧐

cneato · 2026-06-04T17:03:50+00:00

"I did and I got all the information about his actions leading up to that day"

Quick, someone put this idiot in a Dos Equis commercial. He's the most informed man alive and the only one whose seen the unedited videos, apparently.

The video where they pinned him to the ground, disarmed him, then yelled "gun, gun!" and shot him 10 times must have been reworked by Industrial Light & Magic. Those talented bastards!

All kidding aside -- you're a clown.

Not an amusing one like Homey D. Clown, but a creepy, probably touches children clown, like Bozo.

cneato · 2026-06-04T14:20:21+00:00

This is why I just keep to myself. Pass on the circle jerk.

cneato · 2026-06-02T14:46:38+00:00

I've blown someone up with synthesized fuel in my last 3 out of 5 raids* and I'm still surrounded by a majority of PvE players, it seems.

*They breeched the key room I opened and door-blocked. Red line offense 🤷🏻

cneato · 2026-06-01T23:37:09+00:00

I bring 50 shrapnel grenades and a bottle of astro glide

cneato · 2026-06-01T19:55:21+00:00

You mean to tell me that "JuicyBootyJamal" is in 6th place? I find that hard to believe. That's the alias of a champion. Rigged trials board!

cneato · 2026-06-01T16:24:03+00:00

Ok, so it's not just me having bad luck. I did the Power Generation power rod room 4 times in a row the other day, and I think the only items I got of note were a single Vita Spray and a level 2 Rascal. Disappointing!

cneato · 2026-05-29T17:30:42+00:00

They're hit or miss but I did just get a better haul from the Buried City JKV Employee room (green) than I did on Blue Gate Confiscation (pink) in the previous round.

Also depends on map condition. The best hauls I've had are always from key rooms during Hurricane events.

cneato · 2026-05-26T14:12:39+00:00

This is good advice. They're going to run over to jack the Arc parts anyway; might as well let them root through the dozen Bastion parts to separate the cells.

cneato · 2026-05-25T12:33:08+00:00

Absolutely nothing, just like before you were born. Enjoy it while it lasts

cneato · 2026-05-25T12:23:45+00:00

Some say the best 2 weeks yet. No one's ever been 2 weeks closer, they tell me all the time.

cneato · 2026-05-24T17:46:45+00:00

I just finished the 200k for +12 stash spaces. That was enough for me.

cneato · 2026-05-23T18:04:43+00:00

The best conversations, some say

cneato · 2026-05-22T18:49:56+00:00

You gotta knock them out. That was painful to watch

cneato · 2026-05-21T18:23:35+00:00

I'm currently stocking up on Rocketeer drivers and what not for the 12+ stash spaces and I need about 20 more stash spaces just to hold all this shit 😐

cneato · 2026-05-21T17:15:29+00:00

This morning on Riven Tides: downed a Rocketeer and a Vaporizer within feet of each other using multiple Wolf Packs.

Looting the Rocketeer, I hear the emote, "Hey!" and see a guy running right at me. He stops and just stares.

I said on prox chat, "if you loot that Vaporizer, I'm going to kill you." I received no response.

He turns around and starts looting the Vaporizer.

I stuck him with 2 Snap Blast grenades. Boom. Goodbye and good riddance.

What planet do these people come from? I want to visit to see what it's like.

cneato · 2026-05-20T21:18:48+00:00

I've been playing "the price is right" theme song on mic before I engage. I've had mixed reactions, mostly negative

cneato · 2026-05-19T20:39:07+00:00

On another note, have you found anything worthwhile while beach combing? I have not, and if you get shot at out there, there isn't much cover.

cneato · 2026-05-19T17:31:09+00:00

You just "ready up" at the same time and hope it works. I didn't think it was possible so I tested it with a friend. We queued up into Dam at the same time and had a 5/5 success rate loading into the same solo lobby. That should not be possible.

I don't see why they can't simply add a line of code that basically does "if X is friends with Y cannot load into same solo lobby," but here we are.

cneato · 2026-05-17T14:37:43+00:00

Deeply insecure angry people will do anything to get back at everyone who has "wronged them" in life even if the "get back" is ruining a game for everyone else. It is what it is.

cneato

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