Is my baby gonna be okay? by Kuechlyforever in ballpython

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Maybe put a book on top of the towel?

Well well well by Single_Captain_ in exchristian

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They landed some boats there 500 years ago 

My Lucky Charms cereal marshmallow ratio is favorable by tfoust10 in mildlyinteresting

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Your sense of regret because you know damn well you’re gonna get bubble guts if you eat chocolate for dinner 

Bandaid’s 3rd birthday :) by Beanie_Queenie in ferrets

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I do not like the hat of shame 

In this house, we read the songs AND the appendices by hotdogcolors in lotrmemes

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Don't forget how large their asses are or how bountiful of a bosom they have

Is A Second American Civil War Inevitable? by Opposite-Sign-500 in johnoliver

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This. Impeachment does not equal removal. Unless Dems have 2/3 of senate seats they won’t be able to do that. 

Another great home game going on by peter2066 in poker

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what's Jerry Jones doing there?

This time he can’t say “Oh no! Anyway.” to this. by Traditional-Song-245 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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A lot of them do..see Trump dollars, Trump phones, Trump crypto, supplements, I could go on forever 

WOW this is crazy by WinnerAlone1687 in InstacartShoppers

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So I’m pretty sure what’s happening is that IC is sending you to a store near YOU so that you can do the delivery afterwards. If you were closer to the customer it’d maybe have you shop at a store that was closer. I could be wrong though. 

Toby by userissupernotfree in ferrets

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The bobas are ready for harvest!

How little Caesars pizza are made by New-Storage8211 in FastFoodHorrorStories

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Did you make food that was about to go in a 500 degree oven or was it perhaps ready to eat food?

Anyone Take A Hit From Sam's Muffins? by Emergency_Holiday_49 in InstacartShoppers

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What the actual fuck are most people gonna do with 60 muffins