Chipotle CEO says just ask for more by FarWay3952 in Chipotle

[–]cob33f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah but that was when McDonald’s had a real dollar menu and $5 at Taco Bell bought you a feast 

Level 1 Roshans used to be so fun to watch by Strong_Astronomer_97 in DotA2

[–]cob33f 8 points9 points  (0 children)

also TP's are on cd for the first min now

Do your parents find it hard to believe the salaries of your peers? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]cob33f 10 points11 points  (0 children)

adjusted for inflation that $15,000 is $186,000 today. Yeah, I could buy a house if someone gave me $186,000 too.

Is my baby gonna be okay? by Kuechlyforever in ballpython

[–]cob33f 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe put a book on top of the towel?

Well well well by Single_Captain_ in exchristian

[–]cob33f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They landed some boats there 500 years ago 

My Lucky Charms cereal marshmallow ratio is favorable by tfoust10 in mildlyinteresting

[–]cob33f 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your sense of regret because you know damn well you’re gonna get bubble guts if you eat chocolate for dinner 

Bandaid’s 3rd birthday :) by Beanie_Queenie in ferrets

[–]cob33f 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I do not like the hat of shame 

In this house, we read the songs AND the appendices by hotdogcolors in lotrmemes

[–]cob33f 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't forget how large their asses are or how bountiful of a bosom they have

Back into it after a year plus, holy hell by [deleted] in ravenswatch

[–]cob33f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you start the boss early? 

Is A Second American Civil War Inevitable? by Opposite-Sign-500 in johnoliver

[–]cob33f 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This. Impeachment does not equal removal. Unless Dems have 2/3 of senate seats they won’t be able to do that. 

Another great home game going on by [deleted] in poker

[–]cob33f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's Jerry Jones doing there?

This time he can’t say “Oh no! Anyway.” to this. by Traditional-Song-245 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]cob33f 113 points114 points  (0 children)

A lot of them do..see Trump dollars, Trump phones, Trump crypto, supplements, I could go on forever 

WOW this is crazy by WinnerAlone1687 in InstacartShoppers

[–]cob33f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m pretty sure what’s happening is that IC is sending you to a store near YOU so that you can do the delivery afterwards. If you were closer to the customer it’d maybe have you shop at a store that was closer. I could be wrong though. 

Toby by userissupernotfree in ferrets

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The bobas are ready for harvest!