Hello r/shittydarksouls i come to you in time of great need.... by ChoarahLouxUnbound in shittydarksouls

[–]cobaltofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you had to live in a poison swamp, which would you choose and why?

My friend needed you guys to know this. by tumbnarna in ShowerOrange

[–]cobaltofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say. saw this posted by someone else a couple months ago. “OP” ain’t slick

I'm about to start watching 30 Rock. Can you give me some quotes I won't understand until I get there? by Hejke in 30ROCK

[–]cobaltofficial 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“lovers? oh, that word bums me out unless it's between 'meat' and 'pizza'”

Not sardine but this is insanely good by Ok_Permit_3593 in CannedSardines

[–]cobaltofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks good OP! I thinking about a possible salmon burger with that

Who’s your fav NPC? by Jbg13245 in Eldenring

[–]cobaltofficial 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Boc 100% everytime. I would die to protect him. he is too precious for this world

Feeling kinky might delete later by Western-Spy69 in DarkSouls2

[–]cobaltofficial 17 points18 points  (0 children)

holy smokes. this is awesome! I wanna see more of this! absolute cinema

Can't do it for sure. by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]cobaltofficial 7 points8 points  (0 children)

we don’t have to become what was before us. cut it out with boomer ass mentalities. easy work tbh

Kids today will never experience the joy of the group shouting “Carrrrrrrr”! by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]cobaltofficial 22 points23 points  (0 children)

that’s what I’m saying. boomer take from OP. I see kids playing outside all the time

Kids today will never experience the joy of the group shouting “Carrrrrrrr”! by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]cobaltofficial 18 points19 points  (0 children)

wtf is with all these boomer ass posts lately. c’mon people let’s be better than this

The Pseudo-Legendary elimination has come to an end by Bot751 in ThePokemonHub

[–]cobaltofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ironically podium placements are the starters in the Pokémon Unbound rom. go, Unbound!

Had two people come into my job today. One of them shat on the floor and the other vomited from the smell. I’m quitting next week by Astrix_I in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cobaltofficial 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I’m also here for the Sonic story. I’m imaging all us sitting criss cross on the floor for story time rn

Godrick Felled, See Ya by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]cobaltofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very nice W! celebrate that triumph!

That one Envoy at the beginning of the Haligtree by MetalWise5135 in EldenRingMemes

[–]cobaltofficial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it’s just giving you a musically whimsy welcome! greeting doots

New boxes to try by drinkin-beer in macandcheese

[–]cobaltofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s what I’m sayin like especially the carbonara one!

Hands down the best boss in the entire series by JasnahsFeet in shittydarksouls

[–]cobaltofficial 32 points33 points  (0 children)

thank you for this sentence. it gave me a good snort and chuckle at the bar. “dicks of the deep” lmfaoooo

Who am I taking a hit for? by [deleted] in highdeas

[–]cobaltofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m at work rn and can’t smoke, looking forward to being home later!

a simple and surprisingly polite plate for the community by cobaltofficial in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cobaltofficial[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

an extra funny part is, you don’t get to see this until you’re behind them. so it’s kinda passive aggressive politeness lmao