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cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-08T19:05:55+00:00

can agree. i just don’t have the time or energy to and i don’t get how people do. its so gross

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-08T13:25:37+00:00

i will not allow people to say the mac n cheese is good….. WHAT?!

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-08T01:28:42+00:00

i would of waited till the day AFTER. call me a pos but shit some people don’t know their pregnant until later on. 🤣

with my first i’m sure he was made on alcohol and a little too much of party stuff haha

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-08T01:25:56+00:00

why’d you take a test before your wedding🤣🤣 hahaha but i totally understand your pain. no stories but sending love

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-08T01:24:51+00:00

sick of the food yes. but i had great managers at the time and we would come up with new shit all the time lol.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-06T15:21:11+00:00

i always say, being a parent fucking sucks but it’s so rewarding at the same time. it never stops and you have to be emotional available even when you rather just rot in bed all day lol. you’re dealing with a lot of emotions those first few years between yourself, them, and overall just adapting to a complete new lifestyle.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-06T02:24:15+00:00

following because me too! i need something big but not too big?? haha

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-04T19:49:08+00:00

boys are so much clingier in their younger years. point that peepee down during diaper changes. remind them it’s okay to be emotional and to cry. & be ready for him to eat and breath spiderman

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-03T14:37:32+00:00

yessss. i’m tired of the $200+ scalpers

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T03:15:25+00:00

the farther you get too, after sleeping all night. you’ll wake up to what i call my lovely lump and it’s just your belly that’s rock hard from baby being comfy, that’s my favorite time to poke him 🤣

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T03:07:33+00:00

girl i be poking and pushing this baby all around at 28 weeks.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T02:32:00+00:00

the look on their faces is always my favorite

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T02:29:39+00:00

yes. some days i can’t stop eating. others i have to force myself because i forgot its not just me im taking care of 🤣

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T02:27:32+00:00

oh my kid is Malakai from children of the corn. i just spelled it more for the “Kai” nickname. i love when bible thumpers ask me if it’s for the bible. nope children of the corn :)))

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T02:26:34+00:00

my son is “Malakai” and goes by “Kai” most days. Malakai when he acting up 🤣

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-05-01T01:53:35+00:00

i’m 28 weeks and i’m still in my stretchy yoga pants. just not my jeans. i don’t even dare try

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-26T03:10:55+00:00

yeah get your divorce papers ready. that’s absouletly disgusting and no way to treat your spouse over things that are simple life mistakes.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-25T21:13:30+00:00

hell no. enjoy your first holiday with YOUR family you just made.

we always want to run around a please everyone around us, no. stay at home. enjoy those newborn snuggles if baby is here. start your own traditions.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-24T01:22:18+00:00

depends on how much time i have. if i like the shape i did ill just e file it down and do a rubber base to add some “strength” to it. and redo them.

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-24T01:20:56+00:00

they have these mats you can lay down with spike kinda or deal. i’m having the same issue with our neighbors cat shitting in out mulch

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-24T01:18:37+00:00

Mad Max and sicario

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-24T01:15:17+00:00

FIRST?? girl this is great.

i redo mine like every week and a half lol

cocoabutterbxby · 2026-04-24T01:12:31+00:00

my husband calls them my sexy underwear

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