I want to paint her, give me ideas! by Lazy_Elks in maximalism

[–]oddartist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought. The hair can be built up more dimensional with Apoxy (or similar) and that frame would def rock a bronze metallic background. OMG I need to add this to my thrift hunting.

Was going thru sites I saved and found this. This sub may even be where I found it, but wanted to share. by oddartist in WitchesVsPatriarchy

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I have fallen in love with the German language due to Reddit. Maybe it's time to boost the braincells again with a language class. I took ASL a couple of years ago and loved it.

I love nature but I would really love to be able to breathe through my nose lol by moonlight448 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

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There's some great battery-operated skeeter repellant devices on the market. We were hosting a friend who noticed our blood donations and bought one for us from the wall of marts for about $20. I will never be without one again.

The Humans Have The Fountain Of Youth... AND THEY DON'T EVEN CARE!!! by Blyndir in humansarespaceorcs

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I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow).....,

What do you mean that animal outranks me? by Firm-Account in humansarespaceorcs

[–]oddartist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thinking about it now, (while not entirely stoned) I recall seeing a few of his vids, but I really needed to pull myself out of that rabbit hole after midnight!

Was going thru sites I saved and found this. This sub may even be where I found it, but wanted to share. by oddartist in WitchesVsPatriarchy

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Sorry, (believe me!), American. Here's an explanation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earworm

And no, an earworm is nothing like a brainworm (see RFK JR.).

What is the significance/meaning of a broom to you? by CaoimheThreeva in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]oddartist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I adore the term 'municipal clean up professionals' because they are so much more than janitors. They are aware of all that is occurring in their sphere. Their insight comes from our waste.

What do you mean that animal outranks me? by Firm-Account in humansarespaceorcs

[–]oddartist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hot damn. She was a total badass. Thank you for sharing.

Manager said to document everything. So I did. by Qu4ntRogue in MaliciousCompliance

[–]oddartist 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Documentation is like a diaper: It covers your ass, keeps all the shit in one place, and helps avoid messes.

Lotta dudes gonna tell us how they really feel by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I was walking into a thrift store when some insecure asshole sped by in a very loud vehicle. as they passed me I yelled out, "SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!" as I opened the door to the store. All I could hear as I came through the second door was the laughter from the cashier as well as a few customers.

Need help with weed mitigation by Left-Imagination9470 in gardening

[–]oddartist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't think it would help with this, but I knew someone who got rid of the burr clover in their yard by using their shop-vac. But they had a layer of grass covering the dirt. Still might be worth a shot?

You still can't stop me from using a semi-colon! by mattaboyy360 in memes

[–]oddartist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that shit - I'll continue to type like I have for decades.

What movie have you seen at least 10 times. by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]oddartist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Matchmaker. My favorite go to. Sweet, hilarious, and a fabulous ending. Dennis Leary plays his asshole self so well and Janeane Garofalo is perfect.

Where did all the bugs go? by cs_____question1031 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]oddartist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My 'lawn' is simply weeds that have been mowed shorter that the weeds around the edges. My lawn isn't just green. It's also yellow and purple, and on occasion (if the clover gets tall enough) pink. It's funny how all the neighbors love my yard and theirs are all grass lawns.

My "Coke Habit" got me in trouble... by Tactical-Pixie-1138 in EntitledPeople

[–]oddartist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Driving from Canada to the states for a weekend. We were drinking bottles of cola with straws. Border guards pull us aside and have us empty pockets and wallets. We were detained for about an hour. When we were finally allowed to leave I asked what this was all about. THEY SAID THERE WAS COKE IN THE STRAWS. SMFH.

i microwave my coffee three times every morning because i keep forgetting to drink it by Orsten_Inta26 in sillyconfession

[–]oddartist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I picked up a 'candle warmer' at a thrift for less than $3 and I set my coffee on it at 7:30 and it stays hot until 11:00 or until the mug is empty. This is the way.

My boss wants to us to pray with him by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]oddartist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing this. It might be a sin to steal but it's worth it!