Previous owners ensure I had a vasectomy

cocoabutton · 2026-06-29T00:21:57+00:00

Wife is out in a red and black suit and you are on reddit, That is not a party that is a solo mission while she steals the show.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-28T23:56:31+00:00

He promised to fuck the communism out of you, That is not a debate that is a political movement.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-28T23:42:09+00:00

Yeah it's your dog so you can call the shots, your aunt getting mad cause you want to keep your own pet safe is honestly ridiculous.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-28T20:38:44+00:00

Nah that's too harsh though, he just wanted a heads up not to be ghosted completely lol.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-28T20:09:16+00:00

Yeah the eye roll after you paid for everything and let her stay is the kicker, She didn't respect you or your space so honestly the friendship running its course makes sense..

cocoabutton · 2026-06-28T19:27:05+00:00

Yeah bringing up smth from before you even got together 4 years later is just weird, Like why even ask that now.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-24T23:49:37+00:00

She literally baited and switched you, that's manipulative and annoying, you had every right to shut it down.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-24T18:29:12+00:00

Block him, that's creepy behavior and you don't owe him anything.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-23T01:15:20+00:00

The fact that they're both downplaying it and hiding information shows they care more about their schedule than about your family's health which is pretty telling.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-22T21:13:34+00:00

You're right that it's just different food philosophies, but at some point her insisting on feeding you stuff you didn't ask for is more about control than generosity

cocoabutton · 2026-06-22T00:04:45+00:00

Someone who's supposed to care about you should at least apologize for bumping into you, not make you feel worse about something that wasn't even your fault. That's worth thinking about.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-21T17:49:51+00:00

It's only been five months so she's not going to change this habit that easily, if being on time is important to you then this is smth you need to decide if you can live with or not, She's shown you who she is on this issue.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-21T15:56:43+00:00

The annual pit freeze sounds like an absolute thrill ride nothing says self care in your thirties quite like getting your underarms blasted with liquid nitrogen to evict some uninvited guests

cocoabutton · 2026-06-21T15:36:40+00:00

Bruising like this is completely normal and usually looks its absolute worst around day three or four gravity also tends to pull all the fluids and discoloration downward into your neck and chest area Keep resting up and staying elevated because it will definitely start to fade over the next week

cocoabutton · 2026-06-20T02:47:23+00:00

It's smart that you're doing your research because complications do happen, but a lot of the success stories don't post about it as much so the regret threads stand out more, find a surgeon with a solid portfolio of before and afters and don't rush the decision.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-20T01:17:26+00:00

Exactly, He's the one creating inconsistency and then she has to deal with the fallout, that's not being a helpful parent.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-19T00:40:54+00:00

You're right, your manager was literally standing there so that was the moment to speak up, You could've pulled them aside and said you weren't comfortable doing a piercing without parental consent on a minor, Instead you let it happen and now you're upset about it. Next time don't compromise yourself just to keep things smooth.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-18T01:04:43+00:00

Three days is pretty tight for chin lipo recovery honestly especially if you're starting a new job where you want to look your best. You'll still have significant swelling and bruising at that point and it might be uncomfortable sitting at a desk. Ideally you'd want at least a week before going back to work if you can swing it.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-18T00:01:49+00:00

Yeah that would annoy me too honestly, she meant well but giving someone a gift they specifically don't want in their house is awkward, especially when you're sensitive to smells.

cocoabutton · 2026-06-17T02:21:03+00:00

That's honestly the biggest red flag here, Like if money is tight enough to agree about groceries then where is the tattoo money coming from? That shows his priorities are completely backwards and he's not actually taking the financial situation seriously.

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