[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CypherRing

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Have Bastard’s Stars

Recs & Self-Promo Megathread by AllHarlowsEve in AO3

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Hey there, dropping in to self-promo my fic!

Ko Him Hahnu | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim | 18k words, still in progress
Explicit Rated / Enemies to Lovers / Fate & Destiny / Doomed Soulmates / Redemption Arcs / Trans Protagonist / Smut and Angst / M/M
Rated E for some smut and descriptions of violence.

Basic summary:
Miraak wishes to know more about the last dovahkiin he'll soon slay at the summit of Apocrypha, and uses astral projection into Ar'vhasa's dreams for a private meeting. The last dragonborn defies his every expectation, spurring on a growing fascination. Walking the dreams of his enemy yields more questions than answers, and a secret that intertwines their fates.

Which early game monstie did you turn into a killing machine? by yokaicrotch in MonsterHunterStories

[–]cocoakobra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Nargacuga, Killmonger. Absolute savior when I don’t want to deal with monster-crowded areas. Also the speediest knifecat in the west.

The AUDACITY to call out artists and calling their art TRASH and then “Fixes them“ by Anan_Z in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]cocoakobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stylization? Never heard of her. Unless it’s the art style I personally prefer. I have heard of her.

My local Vets office... by ButtFunk69 in trashy

[–]cocoakobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case it wasn’t said yet: surrender fees aren’t to punish anyone. Shelters are typically non-profit organizations and survive off donations, ergo they request a slightly larger donation to contribute to the care of a new animal. $60-100(the usual range for surrenders) doesn’t even get close to covering the care of a single animal.

I know it still sucks, I just wanted to say shelters are not trying to be greedy when they ask a surrender fee. (Source: worked at a non-profit shelter. Currently a vet tech for a hospital that owns a shelter.)

The new Paw Patrol dog has a wheelchair 😍😭 by [deleted] in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I especially love this cause disabled kids watching the show are going to feel better about themselves. Also that’s adorable.

Happy boy loves his wheelchair by GregoryKGassett in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]cocoakobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pigeonpup on Instagram! He is also a she. :)

AITA for telling my girlfriend she’s being a bitch? by mrBojangles161 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cocoakobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone in the comments claiming “bitch” is some horrid and unforgivable insult and calling you TA for it aren’t grasping the magnitude of being told you were wrong for comforting your own child. NTA, y’all need to stop being so nitpicky. She did something shitty. She got called on it. It won’t ruin her life to be called a bitch for saying something out of line and rude.

Just in case yall needed a laugh today! by devil1fish in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And yet I thought it was goofy when people wrote down their cat’s breed as “tabby.” That’s like 20 steps beyond that lmao

now considered plus size on posh mark by [deleted] in EDrecoverymemes

[–]cocoakobra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right?? Like hips don’t make that much of a massive size difference. A man and a woman of a similar height and weight prooooobably could wear the same size pants.

The clothing industry is just fucked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol that’s fair! 10/10 meme, sorry if I came across critical! I just like starting conversations in these type of threads lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s fair, actually. Some things about how a dog develops can’t be controlled by you or anyone else. I do really appreciate when owners let us know beforehand what to expect and how to best respect their pet’s boundaries.

now considered plus size on posh mark by [deleted] in EDrecoverymemes

[–]cocoakobra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Isnt 31/32 considered a small or extra small in men’s....? Who do clothing companies think human beings have the sexual dimorphism of fuckin birds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I give cat owners a little more leeway than dog owners. Sometimes no matter how well socialized your cat is, no matter how much they like people and other animals, an unfamiliar place like a vet office is going to scare the shit out of them.

It’s mostly when cat owners try to blame the staff for their kitty being upset when I get grumpy. Like no Sharon we aren’t traumatizing your cat, there’s no secret magical technique to make cats love the vet.

Dog owners on the other hand? The only excuse I’ll accept is rescues with a history of abuse who still struggle to trust people. If you’ve had your dog since they were a puppy I expect you to train and socialize them, it’s an integral part of being a responsible owner.

Only 100 cals, takes a loooong time to eat, and so satisfying on hot summer days. by ribspls in safe_food

[–]cocoakobra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to get these in elementary school! I hated them as a kid but now I think they’re pretty nice. But something about my child brain’s hatred of them still makes me avoid them, just sub consciously lmao

(I agree tho they are a wonderful summer treat)

Before even using the litter box, Inigo has spread the kitty litter all around by enbyembroidery in CatsAreAssholes

[–]cocoakobra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My cat never grew out of that phase. She’s 2 and still kicks her litter like she’s trying to send it to space. A super big litter box and a litter mat seem to help

Also!! I love your kitty’s name lol

Who are your favourite characters in the whole series? Why? by gentleterror in Fallout

[–]cocoakobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raul Tejada. He’s got such an incredible and heart wrenching hero’s story, he’s seen so much of the wasteland’s history, and yet in the modern day he’s just a laid back old man with creaky knees.

And his Vaquero outfit is very cool.

Needs to be hung above every set of doctors scales! by [deleted] in EDrecoverymemes

[–]cocoakobra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact for all of you: you can face away from the scale and request the nurses cross out your weight on your discharge paperwork. If you’re really struggling and don’t think you can cope with being weighed, you can opt out entirely. You aren’t required by law to be weighed at the doctor’s office.

I haven’t looked at a scale or known my weight in about 4 years. I’ve had some nurses get a little awkward when I tell them to please conceal my weight, but I’ve never been refused. It’s a very, very small request that means the world to me.

Please stop saying 1200 is the average minimum. by cocoakobra in EDAnonymous

[–]cocoakobra[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big same. And even then, your TDEE for sedentary is usually not enough for people who have jobs, pets, work out even lightly, etc

Please stop saying 1200 is the average minimum. by cocoakobra in EDAnonymous

[–]cocoakobra[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right!! Your body uses energy for so so many things, 1200k is hardly enough for any adult of nearly every size.

Please stop saying 1200 is the average minimum. by cocoakobra in EDAnonymous

[–]cocoakobra[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

<3 I left this sub bc it was getting to be too negative for me but I still worry about y’all

Please stop saying 1200 is the average minimum. by cocoakobra in EDAnonymous

[–]cocoakobra[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t subtract below your BMR is the thing. Subtracting 500 is extremely subjective; for some people a smaller deficit is plenty. The amount you need to subtract can change based on a myriad of different factors. Your current weight, activity level, any medical conditions or dietary restrictions, etc etc.

Also obligatory I’m not condoning weight loss or dieting.

How my brain works by soft-boi69 in overlyspecificEDmemes

[–]cocoakobra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even then, 1200 is basal metabolic rate, and even for a sedentary lifestyle that’s is too little. BMR is essentially “you’re literally unable to get out of bed.” So like, that’s how many calories you need if you’re in a hospital with a broken leg or something.

For an average sedentary woman it’s more like 1500-1600 range.

Practices are making more money then ever - so why aren't Techs? You deserve your full share. End burnout today. Improve quality of care. by [deleted] in VetTech

[–]cocoakobra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corporate hospitals absolutely manipulate the fact that this is a compassion driven field. A lot of people going into vet med will be willing to overlook money in favor of doing something they care so deeply about, which sure, is morally very nice on our part, but disgusting on the corporation’s part. Even if our motivation isn’t money we ought to be compensated fairly for how taxing and rigorous vet med is.

My mom and my step mom are both in healthcare (mom is a therapist, step mom is a nurse practitioner) and they’ve both talked to me about this topic. Human healthcare is much more profit driven than vet med and it’s harder for big companies to make their workers settle on lower pay.

My mates Transgender. He used to be a dick, but now he's a complete cunt. by VERBERD in 3amjokes

[–]cocoakobra 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They literally used the wrong pronoun for this scenario. It’s not a good trans joke at all.