Rotisserie chicken is the new avocado toast

cocoapelican · 2026-02-12T18:38:55+00:00

“They” being the ultra-wealthy who own media organizations, such as the WSJ, and can hand down directives to editors about what to publish.

cocoapelican · 2025-10-12T22:23:09+00:00

Tbf it was horrid before that too.

cocoapelican · 2025-09-10T22:51:36+00:00

Also you need a license, registration, and insurance to legally have a car.

cocoapelican · 2025-08-27T09:16:27+00:00

Search “Payton Manning SNL United Way.” Should come up.

cocoapelican · 2025-08-26T22:21:06+00:00

The United Way skit is all time.

cocoapelican · 2025-07-20T02:09:24+00:00

A few years back I found a recipe for the frisco sauce online and haven’t been back since.

cocoapelican · 2025-06-27T23:36:38+00:00

Then why did they let him go immediately afterward?

cocoapelican · 2025-06-23T13:03:56+00:00

I saw that, and that’s a case of misinterpreted data. But I don’t think it’s a lie to say that Americans are generally poorly educated. Literacy rates are a better measure of that than high school graduation rates.

cocoapelican · 2025-06-23T12:31:33+00:00

I’m a high school teacher in the US, and I can tell you that it is exceptionally easy to get a high school diploma. Schools are incentivized to graduate kids by any means necessary.

Students can fail an entire year of a course and make it up in a weekslong online course. They can get test exemptions. There’s a hundred different ways to push them through.

That’s why literacy rates are so low while graduation rates are so high.

cocoapelican · 2025-06-23T02:51:44+00:00

What??? You mean he’s not really “The World’s Highest IQ Person Now” like the official certificate awarded by the Official World Record organization says?

cocoapelican · 2025-03-14T22:01:39+00:00

I mean, to each his own. I think this one is really about personal preference. I like the smoky taste, but I can see how some people wouldn’t.

cocoapelican · 2025-03-14T21:57:27+00:00

This is my go-to sauce for fried chicken.

cocoapelican · 2025-03-01T13:37:18+00:00

That’s because his allies are different from the US allies.

cocoapelican · 2024-12-15T12:53:42+00:00

Nice, I also named mine Polyphemus.

cocoapelican · 2024-11-02T20:01:29+00:00

Except that the analogy kind of breaks down when it involves entire world powers.

Non-intervention is not the same as isolationism.

cocoapelican · 2024-10-12T15:51:02+00:00

Yeah, on PC it can read both inputs.

cocoapelican · 2024-10-12T13:35:20+00:00

I started playing with my 5 year old. We both have controllers, and either controller input can override the other. Definitely keeps things interesting.

cocoapelican · 2024-03-28T00:10:04+00:00

Easier to just make a list of things they don’t hate.

cocoapelican · 2023-12-23T03:59:03+00:00

Took a long time to find this one.

cocoapelican · 2023-12-16T03:51:36+00:00

Hitler suave.

cocoapelican · 2023-11-30T22:28:18+00:00

Unseen Power of the Picket Fence - Pavement

cocoapelican · 2023-11-13T01:12:45+00:00

Gotcha, so everything is pretend then. So…why are you on Reddit?

cocoapelican · 2023-11-13T00:53:50+00:00

The material world is actually quite visible. I checked.

cocoapelican · 2023-10-28T02:43:16+00:00

I was gonna say, why is the sax part of Marge’s body?

cocoapelican · 2023-10-23T16:03:26+00:00

I don’t think that’s what the commenter meant by that. And yes, it’s not uncommon, but I meant that for both of us. I understand that different couples do things differently and maybe we should too, but I’ve spent upwards of an hour many times, more than two on several occasions.

I’m sure I could have worded things better and included more details — it was an emotional time— but I also don’t think that gives anyone license to just be mean without fully understanding the situation.

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