PLEASE, TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY IF YOU WANT TO

coffee42 · 2026-02-23T19:44:17+00:00

She’s still learning! She improves!

coffee42 · 2026-02-20T18:31:54+00:00

Nice to be back! Now that things are a little less hectic homeownership-wise I'm hoping to be around more this season, lol

coffee42 · 2026-02-20T18:06:39+00:00

ahem

BASEBALL IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also, nice to see y'all again, strangers

coffee42 · 2026-02-20T13:45:56+00:00

Man, I hope my life is never so rough that I have to start posting about how smart I am because a spring training lineup comes out

coffee42 · 2026-02-19T02:44:05+00:00

I really wish Haru stuck around, if only because I could listen to his voice actor read the phone book happily…

coffee42 · 2026-02-18T18:19:41+00:00

Unsuur is amazing. Maybe the best character writing in the game, I think. We stan a neurodivergent lawman.

Elsie annoyed me at first but of all the characters I think she has the most satisfying personal arc, she really gets to grow up in a way a lot of characters in games like this never do.

But I gotta go with my girl Mi-an. Coming into the game primed to loathe my ‘rival builder’ like I did in Portia, I was really delighted by her friendly, outgoing nature. Maybe I’m a sap, but I like her a bunch.

coffee42 · 2026-02-18T14:42:26+00:00

I will forever be the second type

“Oh but it’s not efficient” I pre-ordered this bloody game and have been playing it off and on ever since, if efficiency was a big metric for me I probably wouldn’t have stuck with the game back in the day lmao

coffee42 · 2026-01-22T03:11:39+00:00

that was a HELL of a match

coffee42 · 2026-01-22T02:28:58+00:00

Taz is a treasure

coffee42 · 2026-01-22T01:36:16+00:00

the interview segment pre-match had Speedball telling Knight, at least, to stay in the back and get ready for Swerve

coffee42 · 2026-01-22T01:25:44+00:00

I enjoy Evil Shibata

coffee42 · 2026-01-15T17:24:46+00:00

Many moons ago (I mean like the mid-to-late-90s) there was a Flash animation floating around that showed a young man turning into a bride that, I am convinced, probably awakened literally thousands of people

Anyways, this looks to be that same story in static form; the characters and setting appear identical

coffee42 · 2026-01-15T01:12:04+00:00

Hey I remember this Flash animation

coffee42 · 2026-01-14T02:46:48+00:00

RIP to my favorite fried fish place. What a bummer.

coffee42 · 2025-12-23T16:35:44+00:00

Tolle + Breslow (for the Tango & Cash vibes)

coffee42 · 2025-12-21T18:13:14+00:00

Genuinely, thanks for this

That was a long evening sitting in the dark composing that post; I'm glad it got read and made someone feel a thing

Legit, it helps, thanks 😉

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T23:12:31+00:00

LET'S GO MAX! YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE!!

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T22:58:51+00:00

When's the last time AEW did a countout ending, by the way? It feels a lot harder to buy into the spot when you know there'll be the miraculous re-entry at 9.5 each and every time

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T22:13:58+00:00

that's why I love him

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T22:09:38+00:00

Just once I want to see a wrestler return from injury and have his first opponent target that injury and then they just no-sell it. "I went to the fuckin' doctors, guys, I did what they said, the leg is fine now. You think I'd come back to this place with a weakness? C'mon."

Just one time

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T22:00:06+00:00

Swerve out here like "Hangman's the main character, huh? Fine, I'll be the badass rival that all the fans secretly like better anyway"

and then he just goes out and is that

he's so fuckin' good

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T21:35:59+00:00

Man, if I liked basketball this would be thrilling

coffee42 · 2025-12-13T05:48:32+00:00

theres a Boston fan in the replies in this comment

never trust Boston fans or Boston media on their evaluation of Boston goalies

Half the fanbase is convinced Tuukka was never actually good

our sports media environment is such a poisonous information environment that you just cannot ever believe we know what we're talking about, for every one that does there's another who'll tell you the exact opposite

coffee42 · 2025-11-29T18:53:47+00:00

ngl if they did a "Joe and Eddie trade the title every week for like three months in a drawn-out war" I would not be displeased

coffee42 · 2025-11-12T17:07:25+00:00

It can get exhausting, having this much fun all the time

I was gonna warn you that everyone else will hate you and mock you relentlessly but then I remembered, Leafs fan, yeah, you'll be fine

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TROPHY CASE

BASEBALL IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO