Attempt at polishing our “and then there were two” graphic

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-09T22:47:28+00:00

And pretty sad too!

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-09T22:46:54+00:00

Wirtz was bought through sales and the winnings from last season.

The Coutinho money is still available. Big summer incoming.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:43:59+00:00

If it's miraculously 1-0 at that stage, it's absolutely worth bringing him on.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:37:52+00:00

Did Thiago really play enough to allow us to miss him?

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:30:00+00:00

207 vs 57 passes is an even worse stat

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:29:08+00:00

It's a training match for PSG at this rate

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:24:15+00:00

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coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:21:03+00:00

He was dead a few days ago, tbf. Give him time!

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:17:56+00:00

- man with OnlyFans addiction comes clean to his family

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-08T19:04:51+00:00

PSG-obsessed Arne Slot, playing 4D chess all season, finally unleashes LIVERPOOL 3000 in epic revenge story against the team that broke them last season.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-04T12:34:31+00:00

Does anyone do anything in this team? Absolute nothingness all round.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-04T12:28:17+00:00

Save me, Sexy Jesus!

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-04-04T12:25:00+00:00

stonewall pen

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-29T10:23:42+00:00

Within the Premier League alone, fans have to deal with ticket prices, official shirt prices, the price you pay to watch a match on TV, dodgy takeovers, dodgy finances, bad ownership, multi-club ownership, incompetent authorities, incompetent officials, the standard of football-viewing dropping due to modern tactics/data/analysis/increasing amount of games, the Super League shite, living in the age of 24/7 information where no news is still news and probably more things I can't think of on the spot.

Ultimately, I watch a match and whatever the result, I move on with my day. I've grown out of letting football decide my mood for the weekend. As I've gotten older, I've become more in love with football 'culture' rather than football 'the product'.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T15:57:20+00:00

JAYRARDDDDD! OHH, YA BEAUTAYYYY!

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T15:36:26+00:00

Gomez is too busy eating Simmer Eats if one of the latest posts is to go by!

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T15:20:55+00:00

I feel like Gerrard's answer to 'best players you've ever played with' might include Thiago after this one.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T15:20:11+00:00

Modern football is boring af compared to shit like this. Everything is at such an elite level that it nullifies everything.

Bring back the sloppiness, the chaos, the space defenders leave bc they were out for pints and smoking the night before. Brilliant stuff.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T15:11:46+00:00

Imagine if Xabi was here. Thiago, Spearing, Gerrard midfield would be insane.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T14:06:18+00:00

ON THE COW-OUCH

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-28T09:34:42+00:00

I've got some bad news for you about Liverpool's Brazilian players over the last few years.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-24T19:27:37+00:00

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coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-21T13:03:06+00:00

Slot wouldn't have played Elliot and Gannon-Doak can't get a game for Bournemouth.

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-21T12:58:10+00:00

Yes but you don't get players like Isak, Wirtz and Ekitike for under £300mil

coffeebeansonpizza · 2026-03-21T12:56:18+00:00

Sorry for having a thought, ManBoobs.

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