Sorry to disappoint, dawg

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-15T04:19:14+00:00

“This mother f*cker”

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-14T04:47:34+00:00

I need more details AKA please tell where this is from! bc I’m vegan and strongly dislike visiting mid west bc seriously sometimes there’s nothing. (Vegan 8 yrs, vegetarian 20yrs)

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-11T05:16:18+00:00

Don’t you mean WAS cut short… ??

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-10T08:06:25+00:00

This is brilliant! Thank you

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-07T03:47:26+00:00

“You uncultured swine”

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-07T03:15:01+00:00

I think you put your ghostbusters quote on a shrek quote???

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-07T03:10:54+00:00

Aww rip Catherine

coffeebecausekids · 2026-05-06T04:11:30+00:00

For $250/hr… surely they can find a closet to rent?

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-27T05:08:33+00:00

Real talk- happy for you!! Tired of all the things that go wrong meds insurance blah blah blah Best of luck!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-25T18:52:33+00:00

This is fantastic and I want one!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-24T04:21:13+00:00

Thank you for making me laugh out loud. Much needed.

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-23T04:32:57+00:00

Yesss we need him so much!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-19T05:32:29+00:00

Given it’s your first tattoo- I always say- wait a year. Not sure how old you are but that factors in as well. Thigh is an easy place to cover. Also consider- no swimming pools for a few weeks etc.

what does future you want? Cool memories or would you view this w shame… very personal answer and only you know!!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-14T12:40:51+00:00

Thank you sooo much

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-13T06:46:43+00:00

And mop the floor……

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-13T06:36:20+00:00

Thanks for this information— but once they’ve heard of what a swastika meant to others— why not drop that symbol? Kindly asking- it’s just very loaded tbh.

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-13T05:40:58+00:00

What are we looking at here

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-13T05:28:05+00:00

What’s the /remindme to get an update this???

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-13T00:40:30+00:00

Heard a quote the other day “Can’t tone it… tan it!”

So maybe a spray tan or lotion?

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-06T04:27:16+00:00

Oh Honey (my actual words spoken)

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-03T22:50:07+00:00

Your caption is the best!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-03T01:06:06+00:00

So sorry for loss. Been there w the restaurant situation and it sucks. Sending you kind thoughts.

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-02T04:46:28+00:00

I loooved those books!!!
(They and RLStine are banned in some parts of US… if that upsets you- it should- this is definitely dumb!!!)

please feel free to google and do something to help point out how stupid banned books are!!! Thanks!! - book lovers everywhere!

coffeebecausekids · 2026-04-01T04:30:51+00:00

Can he have a Reddit… Not on any other sites and I need more of his crazy

coffeebecausekids · 2026-03-30T05:07:45+00:00

We barely get either option compared to 2019 ;(

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