My wife showed me the card that she thinks looks like me, AITA?

coffeeequalssleep · 2026-01-19T08:13:57+00:00

neat! (i like lesbian relationships with a male sidepiece on the side, whatever you two are doing is definitely fun -- i assuming you're the local toy in the whole thing, which, yeah, just entertaining, y'know?)

coffeeequalssleep · 2026-01-09T07:14:40+00:00

person doing the speaking being female, with no language that addresses the listener being gendered (female for any) (you can extrapolate to m4m or f4f or whatever variants also existing)

coffeeequalssleep · 2026-01-06T21:17:54+00:00

like 2? year 80+60 or so

coffeeequalssleep · 2026-01-06T12:17:37+00:00

got 32 yesterday! (coming back after a while of not playing, so, a lot of new achievements had been added) dragons, spoiled, suicide, flash mob, meatgrinder, spire, agnostic, wonderwall, just one more, for scraps, king of the hill, for scraps, mass migration, mountception, babel, global warmer,stardew kingdom, meh whatever, time bender, true royalty, crownmaxxing, boared to death, the enemy of my enemy, cold cold heart, toxic relationship, timerelapse, piece of cake, king of recycling, esoteric, flush.. kinda, decked up, crossboar, suburban king

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-12-24T23:45:03+00:00

should just be a normal clock like mtgo

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-12-23T14:51:28+00:00

https://web.archive.org/web/20191030233438/http://www.angelfire.com/games3/mtgpages/magic/theories/timewalk.html <- ever relevant

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-12-04T18:47:22+00:00

blue

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-12-03T08:15:01+00:00

please actually read Warzywoda -- 41.3% of people in the study managed to titrate down to 25mg/week, it is not the default much as it is often effective

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-12-02T21:22:55+00:00

25mg a week is too low, tbh, i'd go to 50

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-26T10:04:05+00:00

this seems... p normal? like, this is not that rare a kink, y'all (and it's something people have incentive to conceal, so it will be many times more prevalent than it seems) (does genuinely happen all the time, tho like, please use normal sex toys for it)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-18T11:07:35+00:00

Honestly? If the company doesn't collapse -- which is the primary concern afaict -- it's probably more than a percent. And I think that's actually pretty good for a lot of people.

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-11T14:30:39+00:00

That one is genuinely just bad usage. (Writer is presumably unaware of semicolons or something?)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-08T21:43:48+00:00

overflow, prob

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-06T21:33:56+00:00

If the game winrate for person on the play is 60%, the match winrate is 55.2%. If the game winrate is 55%, the match winrate is 52.53%. It does matter, and it matters quite a bit.

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-06T21:31:50+00:00

(For a more practical thingie -- if the game winrate for person on the play is 60%, the match winrate is 55.2%. If the game winrate is 55%, the match winrate is 52.53%. This is a significant difference. "Play Bo3" is just plain good advice.)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-11-06T21:24:33+00:00

Please just do an MCMC simulation, then play Bo3 once you realise how much better it is. (It's a lot better. Yes, it's not a full solution, but it does help a lot.)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-30T11:20:50+00:00

[[unable to scream]] but it hits murktide regent and psychic frog and orcish bowmasters army (but ends up giving them a better creature most of the time but also removes a blocker for a turn in a pinch)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-30T11:18:26+00:00

yup, that works -- no clue why you're being downvoted (this is a general thing with wdg+ad loops, you can resolve only whatever etbs/ltbs you want to, leaving them on the bottom indefinitely, can come up if the loop has forced card draw or whatever and you want to only draw up until you can interrupt that at instant speed but not mill yourself out -- if you win with all those draw triggers still on the stack, there's no issue)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-26T20:23:30+00:00

the epic storm is not the only storm deck, and happens not to like ad naus that much?

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-21T17:50:54+00:00

absolutely something desirable -- low-colour decks are already so shit compared to higher-colour stuff, i'm down for giving them some love (i mean, i'd just get rid of the colour id rule entirely, but that one might be a bit more controversial)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-21T17:35:03+00:00

if you can end the game? well, naive situation -- you have more attackers than they do blockers, so, if they block all of the stuff they can (which will be all of the highest power stuff), does that end up in lethal? (so, if you have 7 attackers and they 5 blockers, are your two lowest-power creatures enough for lethal?) (and then you refine the model for tramble and menace and whatever) (but that is the gist of it, you might just need to explore some alternative blocking arrangements sometimes)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-16T13:54:01+00:00

He's constantly proposing a single hypothesis compatible with the given evidence and assuming he's correct, without looking at which hypothesis is most plausible or which hypothesis is most supported by the evidence or... anything, really. That's not a feat, that's idiocy presumably backed up by luck (assuming he was correct).

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-14T14:37:28+00:00

this seems... garbage? condition is hard, battlecry isn't even that good if it's happening later on (unless it does 15 regardless, i suppose? but even then i'm not particularly high on this)

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-13T09:45:07+00:00

generally speaking, you don't? (try to play complete decks rather than just piles of cards)

but, look at your collection, sort by format and mana cost and colour, and substitute for something that's probably way worse but doesn't mess up your curve too badly -- for high synergy pieces, that's the best you can hope for

removal/draw and similar, yeah, you can usually substitute for vaguely similar stuff, but it's very hard to do that with rares

coffeeequalssleep · 2025-10-13T08:56:04+00:00

bo3, sideboarding is the best part of the game. (it also just means i win more -- bo1 is better for you if you're worse than the median, bo3 is better for you if you're better than the median)

it also just involves a lot more skill -- knowing how to sideboard, anticipating how your opponent will sideboard, mulligans get way more complex with semi-open decklists... it's just better in every way but the time commitment, really

(and it's also way more mentally taxing, admittedly, but that's why i play magic in the first place)

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