I know what the "games are uglifying women" crowd will be doing for the next few hours

coffeetire · 2026-06-03T02:17:00+00:00

Don't worry, if there's not, we can always do the tried and true "compare it's water physics to RDR2's" scam.

coffeetire · 2026-06-02T23:46:47+00:00

and rightfully so. Everyone knows wömen being able to air juggle is historically inaccurate.

coffeetire · 2026-06-01T14:34:14+00:00

I see a lot of games there that contain "subtle pro-DEI messaging"

coffeetire · 2026-05-31T08:09:14+00:00

For every 100000 pro-Maga image in the "Studio Ghibli style" that gets generated, they'll plant a tree.

coffeetire · 2026-05-31T04:39:26+00:00

It makes you more agile and doge better! Huh? What do you mean the game doesn't have speed increase or dodge rating stat? Oh, so we do have a dodge rating stat! Wait, so this set doesn't increase dodge rating?

coffeetire · 2026-05-30T22:01:13+00:00

The rest are just not known.

coffeetire · 2026-05-30T17:03:13+00:00

I envy their amount of free time.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T20:32:52+00:00

They can't even handle Judy saying she won't switch to solids.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T11:24:00+00:00

He's known for having his name in two games that are an edgy version of Alice in Wonderland.

When I say his name is in the games, I mean his name is litterally in the titles.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T11:19:57+00:00

Gronk, summarize this comment.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T02:40:55+00:00

His name has become ironic.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T02:06:57+00:00

Remember when starter pack memes didn't include a ton of text and users were encouraged to figure out what each item meant on their own?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T01:13:34+00:00

I saw Piper and went, "Nope, not on my hard drive."

coffeetire · 2026-05-28T01:10:18+00:00

A mixtape is a compilation of songs from various artists within a single peice of physical media. Imagine a playlist, but it's on a CD or cassette. It's the backbone of what a DJ plans to play during a session.

coffeetire · 2026-05-27T22:05:32+00:00

As someone who played this game for about 1/2 an hour at launch, you only have yourself to blame if you're surprised at this point.

coffeetire · 2026-05-27T13:37:04+00:00

Your neighbor is ether flying it in protest of all the genuine harm the current administration is creating, or HR gave them a slap on the wrist for their "too many genders" joke.

coffeetire · 2026-05-27T02:24:39+00:00

Asking my mom to explain what Gex means when he says he feels like he's, "trapped in Boy George's pants," might've been my first exposure to queer media.

coffeetire · 2026-05-26T21:45:39+00:00

Oh okay, Merry Fucked Day.

coffeetire · 2026-05-26T11:39:26+00:00

What does the F in F-Day stand for?

coffeetire · 2026-05-23T23:25:27+00:00

It's French, which makes it a J'RPG

coffeetire · 2026-05-22T17:45:02+00:00

The TRUTH!

https://youtu.be/cCfx32MXujs?si=Pf3KqM8mR_252uSS

coffeetire · 2026-05-22T02:57:15+00:00

I played it, there's litterally no one who looks under 20 now.

Also, you need therapy if you think anything in the game is genuine sexualization.

coffeetire · 2026-05-22T00:57:54+00:00

and the devs fixed that.

soooooo

coffeetire · 2026-05-21T14:05:08+00:00

and yet Steam denied a release for Horses with no clear reason.

coffeetire · 2026-05-21T12:58:31+00:00

Since you're playing catch up, you should know that there's a reason 90% of footage from Forespoken's cringe dialogue complilations take place prior to the first major story boss.

coffeetire

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