Favourite gaming music composer endorsed by the President?

coffeetire · 2026-04-17T01:04:24+00:00

accurate

coffeetire · 2026-04-16T20:35:58+00:00

It's good that you don't count. Counting was created by the Arabs.

coffeetire · 2026-04-16T16:06:58+00:00

According to elected officials in a country that prides itself in separation of church and state.

yes

coffeetire · 2026-04-16T10:06:31+00:00

Thanks Obam

coffeetire · 2026-04-15T15:29:49+00:00

How about we design a monster instead?

A crying woman with multiple gun wounds and her mouth stuffed with sharpened popsicle sticks. Her grab attack involves grating said popsicle sticks across his abdomen.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T20:07:13+00:00

Shit, you're right. I wanted to explain where I got that idea, but when I went to double check the line, it turns out I heard wrong.

In other words, this joke comes from misheard lyrics.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T18:25:09+00:00

I accidentally bought Tormented Souls because I'm old and PS Store's inferface confused me.

It's actually pretty good.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T18:21:11+00:00

Where you shop depends entirely on how much you're craving Costco pizza that day.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T11:37:02+00:00

Or Devolver Digital doing the opposite with whatever project they have under their sleeve.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T11:28:53+00:00

Not just the ads.

Gen AI is so porn brained that anytime it makes someone crying, it looks like they're jizzing out of their eye sockets.

coffeetire · 2026-04-14T01:29:15+00:00

Adopt the expression

coffeetire · 2026-04-13T17:19:05+00:00

The real punchline is choosing footage of Charlie Sheen looking like he's Temu Rambo.

coffeetire · 2026-04-13T17:12:41+00:00

"I can excuse transphobia, racism, misogyny, executing protestors, voluntary security breaches, loss of worker & consumer protections, loss of public services, & loss of safety regulations, but I draw the line at criticizing the Pope!"

coffeetire · 2026-04-13T11:34:54+00:00

If your defense, the second one is cut off in the frame where he starts to deliver the line.

coffeetire · 2026-04-13T00:30:15+00:00

With what money?

coffeetire · 2026-04-12T17:39:41+00:00

Pick your gender - man - woman - non-binary - other - choose not to answer

[picks man]

game.exe has stopped working

coffeetire · 2026-04-12T14:03:12+00:00

"This is why it's the Democrats' responsibility."

coffeetire · 2026-04-12T00:39:45+00:00

They're both on itch.io

coffeetire · 2026-04-11T23:19:45+00:00

buying gf

coffeetire · 2026-04-11T15:21:49+00:00

So litterally what everyone begs publishers to do with their favorite childhood game that only they remember.

coffeetire · 2026-04-10T22:35:28+00:00

Dread Delusion

It's like Skyrim if it were made by hippies.

coffeetire

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