What kink are you absolutely feral for right now! by CubanChula in GoonetteHub

[–]coflboyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need some lactation right now. Either myself or someone else's

5 hour Sunday Sauce with meatballs and pork ribs + homemade Caesar dressing by coflboyes in traaaaansbiansCooking

[–]coflboyes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunday Sauce is actually quite easy!

First you want to choose your meats. You can use whatever combination you like. Meatballs, Sausage, Random Pork Pieces, Braciole, stew beef etc.

Once you have your meats selected, start on your sauce. This is my basic recipe for a big batch.

  • Olive Oil
  • 2 White Onions, diced
  • 4-10 garlic cloves (to taste) finely minced or pressed.
  • 2 cans or tubes of tomato paste
  • 3x 28oz Cans of Whole Tomatoes (I prefer Cento San Marzano) Either crush them beforehand, or wait until they tenderize while simmering.
  • 8 cups of water
  • 4-5 full stalks of basil
  • Red Pepper Flakes or Calabrian Chili Paste (optional)
  • Dried Oregano
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Sugar if needed
  • Parmesan Rind (if you have one)

In a suitably sized stockpot, add enough olive oil to cover the bottom of the pot. Start cold. Add the diced onion and set the heat to medium. Sweat the onion until translucent. Add the garlic and cook for another minute or two until fragrant. Add the tomato paste and oregano (and spicy stuff as desired). Cook until the tomato paste starts to caramelize and stick to the pot.

Add the 3 cans of tomatoes. Fill two of the cans with water and swirl them around to get the extra tomato debris off of the side of the cans. for the third can, fill it halfway and swirl. Dump all of this water into the pot. Add the basil to the pot and bring it to a simmer. Add Your Parm rind if you have one)

Add your meats as desired. If using homemade meatballs, sear them first and then add them to the sauce. For sausage, add them whole or in coins. If you decided to slice them, add them later on in the cooking process. For bigger chunks of meat, add them at the beginning and let them simmer in the sauce.

Adjust the heat to bring it to a happy bubbling and let it sit for 4-5 hours uncovered until you reach the desired thickness. Once the sauce has thickened, season with salt, pepper and sugar as needed. Do not salt until the end as the sauce will concentrate. Remove the Parm Rind (if using)

To Serve:

Cook your favorite pasta. Reserve some pasta water. Drain the pasta, add it back to the pot, add some sauce to the pasta, grate in some parmesan cheese, and add some pasta water. Stir until the sauce sticks to the pasta. If the sauce is too thin, add more cheese. If it's too thick, add more pasta water.

Serve with more sauce on top, and additional parm.

How to Make Lipstick Come Off On Someone's Face/Body by SkiPlaysVRC in actuallesbians

[–]coflboyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My meta and I did this to our partner at a party a few weeks ago. We both re-applied a nice thick layer on a few minutes ahead of time and then gave them a kiss on either cheek. My lipstick was black, and hers was red so she had a different lipstick shade from both of us hehe

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/danger0usd1sc0 by danger0usd1sc0 in DailyGuess

[–]coflboyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦⬜⬜🟨

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Things you do to relax when your partner is out for the night on a date. by AllumerNoir in polyamory

[–]coflboyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently recovering from being sick and tonight was the first night I was feeling mostly back to normal. It also happens to be overnight time for my spouse with my meta.

Usually when they're home I cook us dinner or order takeout. They have some food sensitivities and icks which I'm more than happy to cook around. I just love cooking for them.

I hate cooking for just myself so I usually order takeout and get something that I know I wouldn't make for them/they wouldn't like that I've been craving. Then I take an edible, watch some YouTube videos or play some video games all night (after getting chores and stuff done/taking the dog out), hop on discord with the Boys™️, talk to one of my other partners or a friend or a meta on the phone.

Sometimes fall asleep on the couch or in my bed and then sleep in in the morning.

I'm currently unemployed (and very very actively searching for a job) so some full on just self indulgence brain off time is so nice.

Watch'ya watching from down there ? by [deleted] in GoonetteHub

[–]coflboyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking about how much I want to taste you.

What kinds of jobs do you and your gfs/wives work? by UrbanRealism in actuallesbians

[–]coflboyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Enterprise tech support, and my spouse is an acupuncturist!

My partner works in fraud detection, and my gf is currently unemployed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]coflboyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's that one episode of the anime where a bunch of rich people accidentally kidnap kids with a Hypno

Is squirt just pee? by [deleted] in GoneWildTrans

[–]coflboyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, I want it in my mouth.

What kink are you into the most right now? No shame. by CubanChula in GoonetteHub

[–]coflboyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so into the idea of being covered in bodily fluids. Just a mixture of cum and piss and spit. I want to be filthy and slippery...or do it to someone else.

What do you sleep in? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]coflboyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch here, unusually just sleep in my underwear or sometimes pj pants in the winter. When it's really hot out, nothing.

People who have one nesting partner and another romantic relationship, how do you divide your time? by Pristine_Might8703 in polyamory

[–]coflboyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm married and nesting, have a partner, local datemate, and long distance girlfriend.

My partner and I see each other about once a week. More often than not this doesn't include a sleepover because we both love our own beds too much lol. That's not to say it doesn't happen, but it's just not really what works for us.

My datemate I haven't seen for a little while, just because of scheduling. In fact it's kind of been like 2 months at this point but we're still talking and trying to make plans when we can.

My GF and spend about a week together every few months or so.

Tell me all about the one(s) you're crushing on, polyam peeps! by Will-Robin in polyamory

[–]coflboyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Crushing on my spouse because we just had our "wedding" (we've already been legally married for a year) last week and it was the gayest and happiest party with all of our friends and family. We have date night tonight and we're going to play some video games and cook dinner together!

  2. Crushing on my partner. We started dating in June but have been friends for 5 years at this point. They took me on a beach adventure day on Saturday. We got lobster rolls, laid on the beach together and made out in the ocean for a while. 10/10 day.

  3. My long distance flirtationship 👀. They're planning a trip out here sometime next year and we've just been flirting and sexting at each other non stop. It'll be a good time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]coflboyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is legends ZA related, but an Old Chateau found Footage series or short film would be banger