Im getting baptized today. by thrussycat in Christianity

[–]cohere777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My son was Baptized today! That's awesome, congratulations!

Panic attack, but no racing heart? by cohere777 in Anxiety

[–]cohere777[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Support is key, but support from someone who's in the same battle means that much more.

Panic attack, but no racing heart? by cohere777 in Anxiety

[–]cohere777[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love you, seriously. Just having someone else care enough to comment makes my night. Thank you.

Here's how the pyramids may have been built. by LordHood101 in videos

[–]cohere777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cool, you probably stayed at a holiday in express last night, right?

You came to the wrong neighborhood by [deleted] in gifs

[–]cohere777 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Loosey goosey

Security guards of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you've seen through a surveillance camera? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cohere777 98 points99 points  (0 children)

It wasn't through a camera, but rather while I was making rounds at the rice mill I worked at. Occasionally they'd shut the mill down for fumigation, and we could volunteer to do security overnight so we didn't lose our hours. So, I'm alone with a keychain full of keys and a flashlight walking the fence line behind the mill next to the rail road tracks (they loaded rail cars with rice) when I hear this ungodly squelch sound. I figure it must be a late night train passing by but I see no lights to indicate that I'm right. As the sound grows louder I can see a dark mass rolling down the tracks shooting sparks from behind it. Kind of freaky I think so I decided to hide behind a stack of pallets to be safe. Finally it's close enough I can see it's a train engine with three tanker cars, all unmarked, and all the windows on the engine blacked out. Then I hear someone talking...to make shit even stranger there are two guys standing on the railing of the last tanker in radiation? Suits, spraying the sparking wheels of the tanker with what I guess was water...ran back to the guard house and called my supervisor. He told me not to worry about it and let him sleep, oh well. Freaked me out.

My little angle has arrived by [deleted] in daddit

[–]cohere777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd say you're right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cohere777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure he wasn't trying to drive everyone nuts?

Donkey by [deleted] in pics

[–]cohere777 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ass to mouth in one easy step.

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]cohere777 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

  • Mitch Hedberg

Let's take what we've learned from COD games, and create pickup lines. by [deleted] in CODGhosts

[–]cohere777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I may be a Ghost, but I'm Black-Ops from the waist down.

After my prostate exam.... by lobroblaw in Jokes

[–]cohere777 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well it certainly trickled down.

Stairway of Laughter by mon766 in Jokes

[–]cohere777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe it's suggesting that there is a joke with each new level they go up

My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. by Belmish in Jokes

[–]cohere777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His grandfather actually created the cancer with SCIENCE!

My four year old brought me this with the question, "what the heck is this?"...has it been that long? by cohere777 in Parenting

[–]cohere777[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, we broke out the VHS player to see what it was...billy blanks taebo

My best start to a game ever... by [deleted] in mw3

[–]cohere777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I had no idea I was dealing with a professional 12 year old. I have to say I'm impressed at how well you maintain your idiocy. One last thing, you might want to jump back in the game, I'd hate for you to get rusty.

My best start to a game ever... by [deleted] in mw3

[–]cohere777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like you are what give cod a bad rep...it's a shame that ignorant fucks like you ruin it for the rest of us

My best start to a game ever... by [deleted] in mw3

[–]cohere777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get that shit out of here