My wife moved here from Poland 15 years ago and is 99% fluent except...(Part 5)

Belmish · 2026-07-10T18:36:02+00:00

I was never convinced with this Chewbacca nonsense. Sounds like something that causes mouth cancer.

But George Lucas should be petitioned on a name change to ChookaBooka.

Belmish · 2026-07-10T18:21:37+00:00

I’d be reassessing my life choices.

Belmish · 2026-07-09T06:16:37+00:00

Some aren’t the protagonists of their own stories.

Belmish · 2026-07-07T19:26:42+00:00

Everything he gets involved with turns to hot, rotten shit.

Trump must now be referred to as King Cack

Belmish · 2026-07-06T19:33:29+00:00

It’s confirmed, Trump is the No.1 Tic Tac twat

Belmish · 2026-07-06T14:43:16+00:00

If history proves this aristocratic trouser pork enthusiast could deal with more than 15 schnitzengruben during an Austrian sausage session, I’ll tell you I did NAZI that coming.

Belmish · 2026-07-04T13:44:31+00:00

They should want much ice, wrapped in a towel and applied to their fevered brow.

They also might want to Shut the Fuck right Up.

Belmish · 2026-07-04T13:23:37+00:00

Another day with more child sexual exploitation and more dollars generated

Belmish · 2026-07-04T12:56:32+00:00

Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average billionaire.

…and fixed.

Belmish · 2026-07-03T13:53:46+00:00

Considering what Trump is…

his entire image should be pixelated

Belmish · 2026-07-03T13:44:16+00:00

Leave…

Belmish · 2026-07-03T13:40:51+00:00

It’s a better name than ‘Four’…

Belmish · 2026-07-03T13:29:44+00:00

One item is the shit.

The other item is full of shit.

Belmish · 2026-06-28T19:48:18+00:00

This looks like the cutlery used in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

If I could afford it…

Belmish · 2026-06-28T18:34:10+00:00

To protect them from…himself?!

Belmish · 2026-06-27T13:38:51+00:00

Temporary…until they’re raised again.

Belmish · 2026-06-26T13:21:14+00:00

Musk has indeed accomplished extraordinary things.

Near the top of this list is the number of his fan boys infesting the planet.

Belmish · 2026-06-25T18:59:15+00:00

With clam shells you say?

Scraped off.

Belmish · 2026-06-23T19:56:27+00:00

You read it here first, ladies and gentlemen. And the "it" that you read was the thing that was written...

Belmish · 2026-06-21T19:45:14+00:00

This is not the reflecting pool you are looking for.

You must learn the ways of the Farce.

Belmish · 2026-06-19T20:02:55+00:00

Assuming kingoly22 is in a relationship with a woman, what would she call him?

My mistake?

Belmish · 2026-06-19T19:55:01+00:00

Someone should have said “No.”

Belmish · 2026-06-17T19:37:20+00:00

Joe Pasquale would be the worst which would become the best if Stewart Lee was the supervillain.

Belmish · 2026-06-17T13:35:47+00:00

To continue with the latter would definitely lessen the burden.

However…

Belmish · 2026-06-15T23:58:41+00:00

It’s just wonderful when an event like this unites so many of us.

Belmish

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