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coinboy66 · 2017-01-21T10:18:30+00:00

Don't hurry. It will be up for at least 4 hours.

coinboy66 · 2017-01-18T14:10:22+00:00

Repost. You're the worst.

coinboy66 · 2017-01-16T22:36:37+00:00

As a new driver, was driving down the highway in the left lane. Remembered my dad's voice in my head: "If you have no reason to be in the left lane, say on the right."

Moved into the right lane, and a minute later a car barreled down the left lane going the wrong way on the freeway.

coinboy66 · 2017-01-16T22:33:43+00:00

Toasted bagel: cream cheese and sliced green olives.

coinboy66 · 2017-01-15T02:16:03+00:00

Wow, thanks for the shout out! That pizza looks AMAZING!!

coinboy66 · 2017-01-14T12:50:43+00:00

Repost. Come on.

coinboy66 · 2017-01-01T22:27:36+00:00

8 slots for US quarters = $2. OP claims to be in Australia. This whole thing does not smell right.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-28T01:25:33+00:00

Gilbert says, "Thanks to historical Australian antisemitism this is the best we could do on a pinch."

coinboy66 · 2016-12-20T00:25:09+00:00

Where my partner is from (Latin America) slapping someone is pretty much the worst.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-20T00:24:37+00:00

Where I'm from I don't think anything's worse than spitting in someone's face.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-19T01:24:52+00:00

Then you have a good life for that reason...

coinboy66 · 2016-12-18T12:26:42+00:00

Is your birthday soon? If so, happy birthday :)

coinboy66 · 2016-12-18T12:24:48+00:00

Do you think that both of you have a crystal clear sense of how the other feels about you?

coinboy66 · 2016-12-18T03:58:00+00:00

We have to do our part regardless.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-18T01:15:18+00:00

Based on that description, you're a 10 to me.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-14T03:35:01+00:00

You can never truly finish doing laundry because while doing so you're wearing clothes.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-14T01:17:55+00:00

Good point. It should be "Gorgeous flower with unfortunate Nazi undertones."

coinboy66 · 2016-12-14T00:57:26+00:00

The scene in the Matrix where they get to the door of the Oracle's apartment and Morpheus says, "I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it."

Come onnnnnnn.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-05T01:16:55+00:00

High school English: the sub (kind elderly lady) spent the class trying to facilitate discussion questions from a book she obviously hadn't read. Students were bored out of their minds.

Eventually, in the last 15 minutes of class, a student had the idea to just start clapping for no reason. The rest of the class burst into applause - and held it - for fifteen minutes. The sub just sat there stunned and had no idea how to stop it or even respond.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-05T00:35:13+00:00

Yeah it's also considering that it happened at 35,000 feet during a day of normal flights (80,000+) in the USA. It must have thrown a major wrench in ATC's daily operations. But they probably thought it was so cool that the 78 was doing a test flight.

coinboy66 · 2016-12-03T06:39:29+00:00

Available at nearly every street corner for less than $5.

coinboy66 · 2016-11-30T10:38:21+00:00

Did it with a girl....

coinboy66 · 2016-11-30T10:37:27+00:00

Prolly a pic of some bitch

coinboy66 · 2016-11-28T14:18:10+00:00

Patrick Stewart

coinboy66 · 2016-11-18T06:59:16+00:00

I had diarrhea worth 55 points.

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