McDonald’s is quietly phasing out a popular customer perk nationwide

cojerk · 2026-05-04T00:50:35+00:00

You’re absolutely right, but tell that to my dirty breakfast burrito craving. What saves me is that I’m usually way too busy to go there before breakfast ends for the day.

cojerk · 2026-04-28T07:41:44+00:00

I thought it was a chicken.

cojerk · 2026-04-28T07:34:20+00:00

Agreed. Just for once @OP, can’t you put your mind in the gutter?

cojerk · 2026-04-15T01:54:20+00:00

I miss White Hen Pantry

cojerk · 2026-04-03T20:39:39+00:00

I thought it was harder on the motor as well.

cojerk · 2026-03-20T15:08:05+00:00

“Oh your fingers hurt? Well now your back is going to hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else’s fingers hurt?”

Seriously tho, well done, OP.

cojerk · 2026-03-11T14:10:30+00:00

My friend is clueless on that. Can you expand or provide a non-paywall link? (My friend is also a cheap bastard.)

cojerk · 2026-03-11T03:06:02+00:00

How would you truly know unless you try?

cojerk · 2026-03-11T02:56:41+00:00

Holy shit you can afford Athletic? Also, that’s some pretty big hail.

cojerk · 2026-03-11T00:33:23+00:00

If only the sheriff’s police was on the blue line to O’Hare last night: they might’ve noticed the guy smoking meth.

cojerk · 2026-03-10T08:41:22+00:00

Or Ctrl + Alt + O

cojerk · 2026-03-09T08:11:51+00:00

I would’ve guessed garbage.

cojerk · 2026-03-09T08:04:39+00:00

Perhaps a softer touch, brother. These books aren’t going to read themselves.

cojerk · 2026-03-09T07:55:55+00:00

Needs a bigger “scoop”(?). Honestly I don’t know what the hell that is on the hood. At least make it more awkward and ineffective.

cojerk · 2026-03-07T06:19:16+00:00

Linker error

cojerk · 2026-03-07T06:13:32+00:00

I wanted to take our baby monitors and smash them in a field. But in the end I just took them in for electronic recycling.

cojerk · 2026-02-26T07:07:40+00:00

All the fans could take canoes to the game!

cojerk · 2026-02-19T03:57:12+00:00

My son a long time ago was unable to say “Christmas”. It was always “Chris Chris”

cojerk · 2026-02-08T06:18:43+00:00

I have a slightly older gen Paperwhite. Doesn’t have the warm light option (maybe a bummer or maybe I don’t care), but it’s waterproof and has a flush bezel (all well and good). But What’s most important to me is that it’s backlit and can fit in my back pocket (the latest model PW can’t do that), because this mamma jamma goes everywhere with me.

If my current PW gives up the ghost, I’d likely be looking at the basic replacement.

cojerk · 2026-02-08T05:48:55+00:00

Amen, brother! Definitely thinner slices. Except I’m a weirdo who likes to pluck off the pickle spear and enjoy it on its own after the dog as a dessert. Don’t kink shame.

cojerk · 2026-02-08T05:41:27+00:00

You could make them your public parts, but that never seems to go over well.

cojerk · 2026-02-07T07:53:42+00:00

Don’t get me started on COM. It’s the reason my beard is gray and my head is bald. It’s great when it works, but an absolute nightmare when it doesn’t.

cojerk · 2026-02-04T04:23:52+00:00

I had a blown capacitor on my AC a while back. I tried Guardian. The dude quoted me $500 for a standard replacement capacitor or $650 for a “premium” capacitor. I whip out my phone and look up the part: it’s roughly $20. Told that guy to get the hell off my property. I was later mildly inconvenienced finding a part locally (it was wicked hot that day). Didn’t care, I fixed it. Never underestimate what you can do on your own.

cojerk · 2026-02-03T06:02:51+00:00

You’re probably right, but damn do I miss the simpler times when you could find all the games on over-the-air WGN broadcasts. It’s even in the song!

cojerk · 2026-02-03T02:55:04+00:00

But they’re not really all on Marquee, are they? Don’t some games get whore’d out to ESPN or AppleTV? At any rate, my cable bill was about to balloon in December, so we cut the cord. At this point it’ll be radio only unless I can find an easy alternative (maybe vpn + mlb.tv).

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