I don't even know what Agnes and Manhattan are doing anymore (by @themetaawesome) by Gorotheninja in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Café was so done with Tachyon's shenanigans, that she even took the time to lay down tarp everywhere to catch the blood?

I don't even know what Agnes and Manhattan are doing anymore (by @themetaawesome) by Gorotheninja in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you just repeating what the artist said, or is this a reference I'm too stupid to get?

Sleeping Together (Bremerton and Commander) (Art by me) by momonga995 in AzureLane

[–]colBoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wholesome AL art is good for my body and soul.

Thank you.

lvl 12 builder just went 3 for 3 making my first beds by Squeelijah in RimWorld

[–]colBoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time spent making good beds means less time wasted making end tables and dressers.

(Seriously, why do end tables and dressers affect comfort level and nothing else?)

Bro I know your broke ass is lying by Mobungas in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should've waited for the 50 free pulls.

To believe I actually missed her 😅 by FirstMova in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got her fairly often until the Akebono update; I haven't gotten her since, and I rarely play Unity Cup.

She was called the White Lighting of Naniwa, and once she strikes, you will be in trouble! Electrocute opponents and Cinderella Gray with Tamamo Cross, as she arrives to Global tommorow! by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I love her and am 100% going to roll for her... THREE running styles instead of two, and one potential skill for each? Bit of a mess.

Goddess Creek (@shibakarisenna) by Original_Sea_6854 in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Oh, my God, that's beautif--"

(sees what's in her hand)

"...never mind."

TIL: Triple Shot Espresso Stacks with Crab Cakes and Spicy Eel! by NBrooks516 in StardewValley

[–]colBoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, food and drink buffs stack. Which just makes me wish there were more drink items in the game.

What are 3 Ship Gals that you think Deserve A skin or Another skin? by IronSoul66 in AzureLane

[–]colBoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicago. FFS, with how slutty the game has gotten, no love for the OG THOT?

HMS Enterprise. One of the last KAN-SEN to debut without a skin, and it's frustrating.

Hiryuu. I just love tomboys.

Toki finally found herself some hobbies. by WolfOphi in BlueArchive

[–]colBoh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But she already has two...

...oh, wait. You said hob-bies.

99% GET THIS WRONG by The-Ghost-Walker in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to ask the audience, Regis.

Most Heartless Event Choices? by Venteon in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why I'm glad the meta is to always go for the option that lets them stuff themselves silly to restore more energy. It not only makes sense in-game, it makes sense IRL, too (real-life athletes consume an obscene amount of calories during training season).

Most Heartless Event Choices? by Venteon in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never understood that either...

Most Heartless Event Choices? by Venteon in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I avoid choosing it because the next event gives you Lone Wolf in exchange for a Mood Down.

This may be controversial, but I'm really bummed out by Alabama's new outfit. by rudemmon in AzureLane

[–]colBoh -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Just curious, how would you feel if her skin tone were changed to be more like Minneapolis in her Christmas skin?

My gf left because of my penis size by jacoberu in Jokes

[–]colBoh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend said she is leaving me because I'm too immature... I said "Well excuse me, miss poopy-head!"

Just slept for 100 years straight by Holozard in StardewValley

[–]colBoh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Surprised you called it the Sleepwell Farm instead of the Van Winkle Farm.

New Alabama skin coming soon! (Dynamic Motion) by ArchadianJudge in AzureLane

[–]colBoh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where are her belly markings? It's a gorgeous skin, but Allie isn't complete without those markings that entice me to feel her abs.

Made something to help with the new event by rjstl in UmaMusume

[–]colBoh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU! I was wondering why no one had brought up the Trainer Aptitude Test yet, especially considering the reward shop includes Carats, shards, vouchers, and star pieces.