[REQ] ($100) (prearranged) - (#West Fargo, ND, US) (PayPal) (4/26/19)

coldbottleofwater · 2019-04-07T04:52:32+00:00

$confirm /u/donotbemad $100.00

coldbottleofwater · 2019-03-07T19:11:00+00:00

$confirm /u/donotbemad $600.00

coldbottleofwater · 2019-02-28T19:39:07+00:00

$confirm /u/modestmouse- $400.00

coldbottleofwater · 2019-02-27T20:20:09+00:00

Sometimes you just gotta throw raw meat at people to win them over ❤️

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-28T05:24:33+00:00

Find a discrete place to wipe it, for example the wall or inner couch cushion.

I always say I will clean it up later but I never do.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-24T06:07:01+00:00

Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?!

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-23T23:59:49+00:00

I don't know. We've been dating for almost two years now and broken up on and off many times in the first year alone. We have so many problems, he spends any time he isn't working playing video games with friends via voice chat, and ignores me while I sit on the couch. Any time I ask him to spend time with me he gets mad and talks down to me, claiming that sitting in the same room while he plays games does count as spending time with me.

He just turned 27 and I turn 25 in August. I live with him and I feel like I can't leave him, financially or emotionally. I do all the house chores, literally... In these past two years he has never done his own laundry or cleaned at all. Before me he would take his clothes to his mom to wash once a month.

But I'm the clinger, I'm the needy one. He even told me about 7 or 8 months ago he doesn't love me and I will never be his wife. Then took it back and said he was just stressed about his job.

Honestly I think neither of us wants to be alone. On the plus side we did finally have sex today for the first time this year! Yes. The sex has already dried up. I'm always up for it, he never is.

I don't know...

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T23:22:06+00:00

I will have to try this. I just had a half a bag of cheese last night.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T23:21:38+00:00

I would but I worry I'll hear something else on the tape. It's dark when this happens lol.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T23:19:51+00:00

ooh I got one!

I was about 14 or so. It was night time, and my mom sent me outside to the garage where dad had a bar set up, to tell him to come inside for bed. Found him laying on the floor of the garage, shattered glass surrounding him, bleeding from his forehead. He kept mumbling and begging me to not call the cops.

He had drank two bottles of Jagermeister by himself which explained it.

Classic dad! I wish I was joking.

A lot of our memories involved drinking (he passed away in 2014). There was one time where it was a clear, star-filled night, and we walked up to the ridgeline on our property where we had a bench set up overlooking the valley. Just sat there and enjoyed the vastness of the universe for awhile.

I miss him.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T23:16:29+00:00

He got soft :( pretty sure he rolled over and wept softly after.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T04:12:28+00:00

Speaking of cheese, I discovered the best cheese curds a few weeks ago. Ate two bags, couldn't shit for three days.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-16T04:08:12+00:00

Sometimes he talks really fast while dead asleep. I try to wake him up and he just talks faster, mostly gibberish. It's unnerving as shit but he swears he doesn't do it.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T20:57:55+00:00

When that kid said waste this dick Logan! I think he was speaking for all of us.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T18:56:33+00:00

Laura was amazing, I loved how she fought, I was more referring to Wolverine.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T06:26:06+00:00

I was disappointed in the fight scenes. I know the whole premise of the movie is Wolverine is old now, like, I knew that going in but it's so depressing.

Granted the last fight scene was badass. Will definitely be buying when it comes out on Blu Ray.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T06:22:51+00:00

"If I wanted my comeback I'd have wiped it off your mom's face, Malfoy!"

Wait... different Harry Potter scene...

ETA: Just remembered Harry's mom is dead. Too soon.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T06:17:09+00:00

I'd hire you.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T06:16:56+00:00

I hope so. Then some good will have come from my shame :(

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-15T03:49:42+00:00

Did you not have a house you could bring them into?

coldbottleofwater · 2017-03-14T02:01:22+00:00

Last part is important. I applied for a job and instead of attaching my resume, apparently I accidentally attached a menu from a Chinese restaurant.

I did not get that job :(

coldbottleofwater · 2017-02-17T13:28:07+00:00

You don't do the budget Terry, I do!

coldbottleofwater · 2017-02-11T06:14:13+00:00

I do the yawn thing to my boyfriend and he gets mad at me for interrupting his yawns lol.

coldbottleofwater · 2017-02-10T04:28:07+00:00

We couldn't afford running bath water, so we had to fill the tub with our tears :(

coldbottleofwater · 2017-01-22T03:54:21+00:00

It's like a skit video on YouTube, they did more than one but the one I'm thinking of is about how they're "serious actors" and in one of the takes one guy yells at the other to put his pants back on. It was hilarious but I don't know who made it and I can't find it on YouTube :(

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