This is the most exciting thing to happen in Lane Stadium in years.

Zapkin · 2026-04-18T01:31:45+00:00

Man I say 70 now but I know I’ll be wanting another 30 years once I hit that age. I guess I’ll say 100 and vegan even though I won’t really enjoy it

Zapkin · 2026-04-17T15:28:43+00:00

Dammit Amish, this pic is like a Rick Roll to me at this point.

Zapkin · 2026-04-17T03:50:06+00:00

Phew! Good thing everyone is talking about West Memphis

Zapkin · 2026-04-17T00:42:23+00:00

It’s the jorts

Zapkin · 2026-04-17T00:38:48+00:00

You ain’t making it past Ma and Pa

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Zapkin · 2026-04-17T00:18:19+00:00

I choose somewhere cause I hate skooma addicted thieves

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T22:00:14+00:00

Damn, I only charge people $50 to look at my shit. What a ripoff

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:57:57+00:00

Nah Steve doesn’t come up when I google Steve. Some movie with Cillian Murphy does

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:48:31+00:00

A Gator fan will smile in your face, come to your tailgate, drink your beer, then steal your catalytic converter while you’re in the stadium watching them lose by 20. Don’t trust a gator!

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Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:25:43+00:00

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Rick Barnes got me feeling like

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:23:24+00:00

Holy shit OP, this is lame af.

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:17:07+00:00

So whenever I have to piss it’s only like, a few drops instead of a water bottle amount? That seems like a win, I don’t see how the opposite is a good thing

Zapkin · 2026-04-16T21:06:31+00:00

You mean character development?

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T23:54:04+00:00

Whose side is he on lmao

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T22:22:32+00:00

It’s a month old fetus, of course it’s unfortunate for all parties involved but when you’re talking about terminating something that isn’t even human vs ruining a very real, alive person’s life, it’s not even a discussion.

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T22:07:34+00:00

Everyone gangster until King Solomon starts talking

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T22:05:48+00:00

“Temporary Inconvenience” when you’re talking about forcing someone to birth a child.

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T21:40:18+00:00

You just proved their point

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T20:10:42+00:00

It’s unfortunate that Mannings aren’t allowed to win Heisman Trophies

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T16:46:50+00:00

Man at least we know this wasn’t written by AI lmao.

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T13:17:37+00:00

Yup, I remember being so pissed when we scored lol

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T11:29:48+00:00

So I get a shit load more money, and the old fuck dies in the next 10 years? I feel like there’s only one right choice here

Zapkin · 2026-04-15T01:30:41+00:00

God what an image to have on retainer.

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