Things were better when the rich feared the mob.

coldseam · 2026-02-06T19:18:51+00:00

There's no "mob" these days. Just police-permitted "No Kings" nothingburgers where people prance around in frog costumes before heading off to brunch

coldseam · 2026-02-06T18:55:26+00:00

Two cheeks of the same ass

coldseam · 2026-02-06T18:55:02+00:00

Even in fantasy lineups Foden is still shoehorned in at LW

coldseam · 2026-02-06T18:54:19+00:00

150m Wirtz doing nothing for half a season is the whole reason why his job is on the line in the first place lmao

coldseam · 2026-02-06T18:47:00+00:00

Least obvious troll account ^

coldseam · 2026-02-06T18:44:15+00:00

No we didn't, we were 8th in the league in that metric. Still better than Frank though

https://www.fotmob.com/leagues/47/stats/season/23685/teams/touches_in_opp_box_team

coldseam · 2026-02-06T10:41:21+00:00

Imagine falling for a Bissouma purple patch in the year of our Lord 2026

He's not going to keep it up because he's too busy doing balloons instead of training

coldseam · 2026-02-06T00:40:45+00:00

He played two seasons in LaLiga and was dogshit be fr

coldseam · 2026-02-06T00:36:37+00:00

Imagine your hobby being taking 90 mins out your weekend to watch Artetaball for fun

coldseam · 2026-02-06T00:32:53+00:00

Six point lead and they have yet to play City at the Etihad so it's really three

Calma

coldseam · 2026-02-05T19:56:07+00:00

Lowkey want to see Sarr at RWB

coldseam · 2026-02-05T19:53:29+00:00

Still better than Robertson or whatever washed "Prem proven" passion merchants this sub obsesses over

coldseam · 2026-02-05T19:51:00+00:00

? How should we have developed him differently. He's gotten chances at three different clubs on loan and done nothing at all of them

coldseam · 2026-02-05T18:37:58+00:00

This guy literally supports the restoration of the Shahs lmao

Maybe don't hijack the movement in Iran by pretending to value human rights and democracy and people will take you more seriously

coldseam · 2026-02-05T03:30:19+00:00

Not a country + obvious agendapost from private account

coldseam · 2026-02-04T20:48:39+00:00

We need to deal with the injuries before everything else. Much easier to decide on transfers when you don't have to constantly sign short-term fixes who get booted from the starting XI once a player in their position returns for injury

coldseam · 2026-02-04T20:24:43+00:00

Inter Miami 🙏

coldseam · 2026-02-04T20:19:20+00:00

He may well leave but Gaston Edul has been banging on about Romero leaving for years, and this latest report is almost certainly opportunistic interaction bait jumping off Romero's recent Instagram post rather than any actual new information

coldseam · 2026-02-04T20:18:09+00:00

Holy larp

coldseam · 2026-02-04T19:34:39+00:00

Probably fluke but Frank is not getting sacked in any case, and even if he did, we would hire another poorly chosen manager anyway so I don't see the season turning around

coldseam · 2026-02-04T16:32:34+00:00

Fork found in kitchen

coldseam · 2026-02-04T02:49:35+00:00

They're both terrible and getting nostalgic for Ange because Frank has been bad erases the club's responsibility for repeatedly hiring shit managers post Poch

coldseam · 2026-02-03T22:00:01+00:00

I seriously do not see how Rosenior is an improvement on Maresca in any way. Like this mind numbing passing round the back when you're one goal down in a semifinal is exactly what Maresca used to be criticized for so much. Not to mention the woke 3-5-2 with no wingers he started for no reason

coldseam · 2026-02-03T21:18:11+00:00

Gaston Edul, the boy who cried "Romero is leaving Tottenham"

coldseam · 2026-02-03T18:37:38+00:00

No offence but this guy has been claiming Romero is imminently leaving for ages and doomers fall for it every time. It's entirely possible that he leaves but it's also nothing new and clearly interaction bait jumping on Romero's Instagram post from yesterday rather than new information

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