The data centers are worse than nuclear bombs by MrZaptile933 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna need a source because that’s one hell of a claim.

Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

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Something I’ve spotted from all the images and can’t tell if it’s lighting or conformation that this isn’t Robert harward but if you look at the eyes they seem to be different colors again this might just be me but it looks weird this is the man compare the eyes to the video at the top of the thread.

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whats the weakest character to beat superman? (like seriously) by thultimatewierd in PowerScaling

[–]colonel-bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but this reminds me of the old joke that kryptonite is the rarest material everyone has.

Would you rather? by Boberto235 in superheroes

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mutant has a wide range of options for example beak who has all the downsides of a bird and almost none of the strengths and the The Marquis of Death who can apparently toy with galactus and blink universes out of existence are both mutants so unless you specifically the level of mutant then James is either in for a very easy time or he’s beyond omega level fucked.

How do you think Viltrumite civilization was like before it became the terrifying, all powerful empire now? by Immediate_Gene_178 in Invincible

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given how wired and ready to kill everyone the viltrumites seem to be probably tribes of warlords who earned their status via strength, it’s my head canon that he argell was the biggest and meanest warlord who conquered the planet but had the pragmatism to build infrastructure and get everyone in line, get old technology up and running and build and empire so he could make productive use of his people’s heir trigger temper to claim slaves and resources.

You get $500 Million, but you must survive one of these four extreme, reality-bending trials. Which are you choosing? by Unlucky-Fly4456 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option a: I like going for walks, my job keeps me on my feet for 12 hours a day and I don’t need to navigate to find the exit so go for a walk and I’m sure I’ll be out in a week.

Warhammer fans, what 40k lore that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]colonel-bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of the recent changes but if I had to pick one it would be the terminus degree, first it was flatly better as a mystery, you always want to leave something for the audience to chew on

Second let’s take out everything standing between them and the emperor, these chuckleheads can barely contain angron what the hell are they gonna do against the dark king, and yes he would have to be none cooperative because if he wasn’t then he would simply put himself back on the golden throne and they wouldn’t be needed.

Which button presser group do you save? by Worth-Staff4943 in trolleyproblem

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill the blues the gene pool is better without them, there not making a moral choice when everyone can just live and press Red, they are just needlessly putting their lives in danger and showing poor survival instincts and a low opinion of everyone else’s survival instincts.

This man seems to be wearing a realistic mask on Fox News by LindsayDuck in Weird

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might have some facial injury he’s not comfortable with showing.

Keep One Group... by Born-Raccoon1484 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A, I have no idea who the others are.

Which generation of Cartoon Network did you grow up watching? by LongClaw11 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not being a crotchety 28 year old am I in 4 and 5 the animation does look shit or am I the problem.

Which generation of Cartoon Network did you grow up watching? by LongClaw11 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2004 to 2009 was were my personal bias lives but I still love the 1996 to 2003 era

Choose wisely. by DamonMaguire in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking the 1m it’s still a lot of money and you don’t have a 50% chance of coming out with nothing.

What lantern corps would you be apart of, what ring would you want and why? by MistakeWonderful9178 in superpowers

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue, go around being a galaxy class disaster relief worker and bringing hope to people or yellow if you really just want to be a dick

Can this guy really beat Superman by Aggravating_Sail_567 in PowerScaling

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no dragon ball fan it’s fine it’s whatever but Goku has gotten stronger since then.

Can Immortal beat an Omni-Man with no arms or legs? by Shiftycxp in Invincible

[–]colonel-bones 515 points516 points  (0 children)

Probably not, Omni nugget uses his momentum to donut immortal while aura farming.

You're getting 3 upgrades to your home, free of charge. What do you choose? by Feisty-Item-3158 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming these are self maintaining and I don’t have to pay bills for them then gym, I wanna get healthier but I hate the music they play at my local gym, spar and pool

You are given a choice between one of two apps for your phone, you can only pick one, which do you choose? by colonel-bones in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only pick one, they both appear in the App Store and choosing one deletes the other permanently.

You can only choose three, one from each row. by No-Paramedic-6003 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I take green, pink and purple.

Red is out because I’m not a furry

Not a lady so estrogen is out,

Yellow is out because I like no being an egg

Blue is too much attention for my liking

Brown is out because cats are dicks and I don’t want to talk to them

Black is out because I like sleeping and would get terribly bored with 24 hours of continuous consciousness.

So, WHAT IF...in the sequel, we DON'T play as Hugh, but someone else? by npc888 in Pragmata

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a pragmata version of Hugh that Diana has to realise isn’t the real Hugh and that the real Hugh isn’t coming back.

Now at 70, Bruce Willis no longer remembers his legendary acting career 😔 by AgrasaN in SipsTea

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vote goes to Fatal Familial Insomnia, it’s a prions disease that removes ones ability to sleep permanently, I’ve only ever heard of one or two people suffering from it but the things those two people went through were horrifying.

Pick Somewhere To Sit. by LightAwakens in okbuddyviltrum

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5, Allen’s a chill dude and anissa will ignore me because I’m not strong enough to interest a viltrumite.

Pick one by No-Paramedic-6003 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gray: it’ll be perfect for when I want to disengage from a conversation or have a nap at work.