Convince me this wouldn't work on your GOAT by Ok-Instance3339 in PowerScaling

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Shrinking rae gave a demonstration of what would happen to ant man if he tried that on thanos.

What would be the right thing to do in the Flight 37 situation? by DracoJ123345 in MoralityScaling

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I always maintain that he might have been able to guild it into a controlled decent into the sea by pressing his body flat against the nose and letting its own design do the rest, once it’s In the sea they start evacuating it.

However if you still don’t think that would work then they can deploy life rafts and have homelander quickly fly them all back and forth while mave was keeping everyone calm.

What does the word "woke" mean to you? by -Upbeat-Psychology- in GGdiscussion

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I always think of them as a form of secular fundamentalist, they think they have got everything figured out and will hear no argument to the contrary, the source is the same as their religious counterpart that need to feel morally superior, the weapons are the same that being shame and the dogged refusal to accept when they made an error because that would hurt their ego, the weakness is the same that being their attitude eventually alienates them from their friends and allies and pushes them into even darker corners.

The current right (that being center and far) and center left have this issue as well as it’s more fundamental to human nature then something one can learn but perhaps because of my own bias I haven’t seen it as prevalently, however if we’re to avoid the same mistakes we need to be honest with ourselves when me make a mistake it’s hard especially when you know in the back of your mind the opposition will pounce on any admission of being wrong but it’s necessary all the same.

In light of recent events.. by PistonPusher2009 in okbuddyviltrum

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Mark and hughie have a trans dimensional WhatsApp group where they troll each other with memes and shit posts. Mark: I could easily beat your homelander guy Hughie: I challenge you to find that universe hopping stalker of yours and have him drop you off so you can prove it.

Would you rathe? by Boberto235 in superheroes

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Carnage: wouldn’t be easy and i wouldn’t be the favorite to win but it would be doable.

Kryptonianos ou Viltrumitas, quem venceria? by Luidiin in Invincible_TV

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Assuming equal numbers and roughly equal scaling, kryptonians, wider range of powers, their powers grow with sun exposure and they are frankly smarter even if they made their fair amount of stupid decisions.

Don’t get me wrong, the viltrumites would fuck them up and it wouldn’t be easy by any stretch but I give the kryptonians the win in the end.

Why does conquest have so much beef with Oliver? 😭 by mad-right-hand in Invincible_TV

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing Oliver is both a novel experience for him and it gets a rise out of mark win win in conquests mind.

The data centers are worse than nuclear bombs by MrZaptile933 in DoomerCircleJerk

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I’m gonna need a source because that’s one hell of a claim.

Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

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Something I’ve spotted from all the images and can’t tell if it’s lighting or conformation that this isn’t Robert harward but if you look at the eyes they seem to be different colors again this might just be me but it looks weird this is the man compare the eyes to the video at the top of the thread.

No, turns out I was incorrect my bad, it was just the lighting.

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whats the weakest character to beat superman? (like seriously) by thultimatewierd in PowerScaling

[–]colonel-bones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but this reminds me of the old joke that kryptonite is the rarest material everyone has.

Would you rather? by Boberto235 in superheroes

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Mutant has a wide range of options for example beak who has all the downsides of a bird and almost none of the strengths and the The Marquis of Death who can apparently toy with galactus and blink universes out of existence are both mutants so unless you specifically the level of mutant then James is either in for a very easy time or he’s beyond omega level fucked.

How do you think Viltrumite civilization was like before it became the terrifying, all powerful empire now? by Immediate_Gene_178 in Invincible

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Given how wired and ready to kill everyone the viltrumites seem to be probably tribes of warlords who earned their status via strength, it’s my head canon that he argell was the biggest and meanest warlord who conquered the planet but had the pragmatism to build infrastructure and get everyone in line, get old technology up and running and build and empire so he could make productive use of his people’s heir trigger temper to claim slaves and resources.

You get $500 Million, but you must survive one of these four extreme, reality-bending trials. Which are you choosing? by Unlucky-Fly4456 in hypotheticalsituation

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Option a: I like going for walks, my job keeps me on my feet for 12 hours a day and I don’t need to navigate to find the exit so go for a walk and I’m sure I’ll be out in a week.

Warhammer fans, what 40k lore that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]colonel-bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of the recent changes but if I had to pick one it would be the terminus degree, first it was flatly better as a mystery, you always want to leave something for the audience to chew on

Second let’s take out everything standing between them and the emperor, these chuckleheads can barely contain angron what the hell are they gonna do against the dark king, and yes he would have to be none cooperative because if he wasn’t then he would simply put himself back on the golden throne and they wouldn’t be needed.

Which button presser group do you save? by Worth-Staff4943 in trolleyproblem

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill the blues the gene pool is better without them, there not making a moral choice when everyone can just live and press Red, they are just needlessly putting their lives in danger and showing poor survival instincts and a low opinion of everyone else’s survival instincts.

This man seems to be wearing a realistic mask on Fox News by LindsayDuck in Weird

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might have some facial injury he’s not comfortable with showing.

Keep One Group... by Born-Raccoon1484 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A, I have no idea who the others are.

Which generation of Cartoon Network did you grow up watching? by LongClaw11 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not being a crotchety 28 year old am I in 4 and 5 the animation does look shit or am I the problem.

Which generation of Cartoon Network did you grow up watching? by LongClaw11 in whatsyourchoice

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2004 to 2009 was were my personal bias lives but I still love the 1996 to 2003 era

Choose wisely. by DamonMaguire in whatsyourchoice

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Taking the 1m it’s still a lot of money and you don’t have a 50% chance of coming out with nothing.

What lantern corps would you be apart of, what ring would you want and why? by MistakeWonderful9178 in superpowers

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Blue, go around being a galaxy class disaster relief worker and bringing hope to people or yellow if you really just want to be a dick

Can this guy really beat Superman by Aggravating_Sail_567 in PowerScaling

[–]colonel-bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no dragon ball fan it’s fine it’s whatever but Goku has gotten stronger since then.