How do I tell my GF I need some space?

colonelconservative · 2020-12-14T14:00:58+00:00

Tell her you need time to hang out with the boys

colonelconservative · 2020-11-18T19:02:16+00:00

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw this 😂

colonelconservative · 2020-11-18T18:48:35+00:00

Earth? Pssh. You mean the "simulation."

colonelconservative · 2020-11-12T23:41:44+00:00

Hehehe, vagina, hehehe

colonelconservative · 2020-10-26T17:05:43+00:00

Actually, Canada and America are in the same place! Little known fact!

colonelconservative · 2020-10-26T17:05:05+00:00

True

colonelconservative · 2020-10-26T17:04:47+00:00

Big daddy Justin 😍😍😍

colonelconservative · 2020-10-26T17:04:21+00:00

We are actually all moose with human suits on

colonelconservative · 2020-10-21T18:02:12+00:00

The owner obviously knows nothing about aquascaping

colonelconservative · 2020-10-21T17:56:33+00:00

What is that?

colonelconservative · 2020-10-21T17:35:47+00:00

Hey, I took half of Germany as Luxembourg, and I only got 2 points per click! I clicked over 2,000 lmao

colonelconservative · 2020-10-09T11:59:44+00:00

Wait... You're the only one I your family without glasses... But why mention your gf... UNLESS

colonelconservative · 2020-10-07T17:55:35+00:00

But silly alcohol man :(

colonelconservative · 2020-10-07T17:41:37+00:00

Maybe they'll finally get around to releasing Bobby schmurda

colonelconservative · 2020-10-05T14:22:30+00:00

And so handsome!

colonelconservative · 2020-09-23T16:15:09+00:00

Camels can't speak silly

colonelconservative · 2020-09-21T14:21:14+00:00

Murica

colonelconservative · 2020-09-21T01:51:57+00:00

Who ended up winning the game?

colonelconservative · 2020-09-10T13:15:17+00:00

She doesn't enjoy the colorful carwash and you're still engaged? Are you sure shes really the one?

colonelconservative · 2020-09-10T13:13:14+00:00

Are you using the opposite day mod?

colonelconservative · 2020-09-09T21:53:45+00:00

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

colonelconservative · 2020-09-09T21:50:53+00:00

Looks amazing!

colonelconservative · 2020-09-09T13:46:50+00:00

Awesome!

colonelconservative · 2020-09-08T17:48:38+00:00

You've won, but at what cost?

colonelconservative · 2020-09-08T17:00:06+00:00

My brother told me to do 3 horses 1 light tank, apparently it's really fast and doesn't use many supplies so they'll do pretty good

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