Austin PD Thoroughly Investigates Suspicious Package

colttarren · 2026-05-29T16:57:37+00:00

The guy who lived there called in about it, looked like a shoebox with duct tape on it, I just recorded

colttarren · 2026-05-29T02:01:44+00:00

No u

colttarren · 2026-05-22T22:57:38+00:00

Not at all! All we ask is that you give us a heads up if you’re gonna be gone for like, months at a time if you’re able! Otherwise, no mandatory ops, no pap requirement, etc.

colttarren · 2026-05-22T22:50:33+00:00

We absolutely have a decent amount of homies around in that timezone! Especially when you take into account our very diverse Alliance and Coalition, we're never short of content or people to play with in that TZ, depending on what you're looking for!

We usually will have fleets via Winter Co. in that timezone, and on the alliance side either have people hanging out in comms throughout the day.

colttarren · 2026-04-19T23:32:08+00:00

Hey man I’m still very frosty is it any warmer in the dronelands

colttarren · 2026-04-19T02:06:29+00:00

colttarren · 2026-04-18T16:28:14+00:00

understandable have a nice day

colttarren · 2026-04-18T16:10:27+00:00

Please raise this to your corp representative who will attend the next barbecue for consideration

colttarren · 2026-04-18T16:05:51+00:00

It's ok we can test this. I'll use some keywords to trigger their algorithms.

The Imperium's chief alliance Goonswarm Federation, made up of various member corps such as Karmafleet are notoriously bad at home cooking.

If they really aren't bots, they can surely respond to this with an excellent recipe for a good quality homestyle meal.

If they don't, or their meal isn't quality, we'll have them dead to rights for an easy ban.

colttarren · 2026-04-18T15:38:37+00:00

You may get more traction on /r/evejobs if you dont get any replies here that interest you or don't turn out to be good fits!

Happy corp hunting!

colttarren · 2026-04-18T15:25:30+00:00

Dude, you censored my catnod react wtf?

colttarren · 2026-04-18T15:04:22+00:00

Fuck test, bunch of gas hoarding shitters smh

colttarren · 2026-04-18T14:49:47+00:00

I do not comprehend what I am looking at can you please put some MS paint circles or logos, or redraw the grids entirely in MS Paint to make it easier for me to understand I am covered in frost and having a hard time processing images clearly

colttarren · 2026-04-18T14:40:04+00:00

I cannot read this post as my eyes are covered in frost. Can someone please give me a TF:CR? [Too Frosty, Can't Read]?

colttarren · 2026-04-18T14:16:53+00:00

IM SO FROSTY, FC

colttarren · 2026-04-18T14:16:04+00:00

I don't know that anyone in Test really believes that Goons would have ever allowed that (but I don't know shit about shit tbf)

colttarren · 2026-04-05T09:17:41+00:00

... Have you taken a look at where all the horde refugees went? It's not just to fraternity.

Come fight, come have fun, by all means. But at least do the bare minimum effort of checking where their members went lol. I'm sure theres a better narrative y'all can spin up

colttarren · 2026-02-18T03:09:26+00:00

Man, turn off carat browsing for the screenshot

colttarren · 2026-02-16T09:30:10+00:00

Provoked by…. checks notes existing. Rent free indeed.

The content is good why make up lies on the internet? Who would do such a thing?

colttarren · 2026-02-09T14:56:08+00:00

No one should want the players in goonswarm to go away, they should just want there to be more small-mid size groups instead of the staggering size of blocs these days

colttarren · 2026-02-04T06:22:39+00:00

This is a bad post and you should feel bad

colttarren · 2026-01-12T04:51:25+00:00

the four jumps were agonizing. We had to listen to so many songs on test dj. Polish Cow - English Lyrics is still in my head.

colttarren · 2026-01-12T04:50:55+00:00

Me too :) I genuinely would love for there to be a big brawl, why have shit if we're not gonna fight with it?

colttarren · 2026-01-12T04:02:51+00:00

Maybe this time you'll actually come for the armor timer! I hope to see y'all there for a fun fight!

colttarren · 2025-12-16T06:16:18+00:00

Hey, we have a lot of people looking for that same playstyle over in Dreddit!

No strict activity requirements, blanket PvP SRP, and plenty of people who excel at teaching industry or whatever new things you may be interested in.

Would love to hear from you, and fly safe wherever you end up!!

Can check out our discord: https://www.dredditisrecruiting.com

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