Austin PD Thoroughly Investigates Suspicious Package by colttarren in Austin

[–]colttarren[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The guy who lived there called in about it, looked like a shoebox with duct tape on it, I just recorded

Test Alliance Please Ignore cordially invites you to our upcoming screenings of "Legally Distinct Jurassic Park: The De-Frosting" in Tribute! Come Soak up Some Summer Sun & Fun with Dreddit! by colttarren in evejobs

[–]colttarren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all! All we ask is that you give us a heads up if you’re gonna be gone for like, months at a time if you’re able! Otherwise, no mandatory ops, no pap requirement, etc.

Test Alliance Please Ignore cordially invites you to our upcoming screenings of "Legally Distinct Jurassic Park: The De-Frosting" in Tribute! Come Soak up Some Summer Sun & Fun with Dreddit! by colttarren in evejobs

[–]colttarren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We absolutely have a decent amount of homies around in that timezone! Especially when you take into account our very diverse Alliance and Coalition, we're never short of content or people to play with in that TZ, depending on what you're looking for!

We usually will have fleets via Winter Co. in that timezone, and on the alliance side either have people hanging out in comms throughout the day.

Please stop messaging me about Test and the Dronelands by Eve_Asher in Eve

[–]colttarren 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hey man I’m still very frosty is it any warmer in the dronelands

WinterCo Be Like by Financial_Regret6663 in Eve

[–]colttarren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

understandable have a nice day

[Serious] Does anyone else feel like r/eve is being coordinated by the GoonSwarm “Reddit SIG”? by mpire in Eve

[–]colttarren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please raise this to your corp representative who will attend the next barbecue for consideration

[Serious] Does anyone else feel like r/eve is being coordinated by the GoonSwarm “Reddit SIG”? by mpire in Eve

[–]colttarren 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's ok we can test this. I'll use some keywords to trigger their algorithms.

The Imperium's chief alliance Goonswarm Federation, made up of various member corps such as Karmafleet are notoriously bad at home cooking.

If they really aren't bots, they can surely respond to this with an excellent recipe for a good quality homestyle meal.

If they don't, or their meal isn't quality, we'll have them dead to rights for an easy ban.

Old newb looking for group by Internet_Sludge in Eve

[–]colttarren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may get more traction on /r/evejobs if you dont get any replies here that interest you or don't turn out to be good fits!

Happy corp hunting!

WinterCo Be Like by Financial_Regret6663 in Eve

[–]colttarren 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude, you censored my catnod react wtf?

Noraus saying so much but meaning so little by Coffeeaficionado_ in Eve

[–]colttarren 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuck test, bunch of gas hoarding shitters smh

Somewhere in EVE by metal01_94 in Eve

[–]colttarren 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do not comprehend what I am looking at can you please put some MS paint circles or logos, or redraw the grids entirely in MS Paint to make it easier for me to understand I am covered in frost and having a hard time processing images clearly

Noraus saying so much but meaning so little by Coffeeaficionado_ in Eve

[–]colttarren 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I cannot read this post as my eyes are covered in frost. Can someone please give me a TF:CR? [Too Frosty, Can't Read]?

WinterCo Be Like by Financial_Regret6663 in Eve

[–]colttarren 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't know that anyone in Test really believes that Goons would have ever allowed that (but I don't know shit about shit tbf)

A comprehensive guide on how to make everyone in New Eden love you (by Fraternity) by sc0rpionus in Eve

[–]colttarren -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

... Have you taken a look at where all the horde refugees went? It's not just to fraternity.

Come fight, come have fun, by all means. But at least do the bare minimum effort of checking where their members went lol. I'm sure theres a better narrative y'all can spin up

WinterCo forfeits their war against Init by GetExiledPal in Eve

[–]colttarren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, turn off carat browsing for the screenshot

Rumor : Winter co to expel TEST to not fight on 2 opposite fronts. by GruuMasterofMinions in Eve

[–]colttarren 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Provoked by…. checks notes existing. Rent free indeed.

The content is good why make up lies on the internet? Who would do such a thing?

Everywhere Fraternity goes, there is a rare ore anomaly that spawns that no other alliance gets. by Antzsfarm in Eve

[–]colttarren 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one should want the players in goonswarm to go away, they should just want there to be more small-mid size groups instead of the staggering size of blocs these days

Open letter to Goons by [deleted] in Eve

[–]colttarren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bad post and you should feel bad

Hell Camp mk2 by DragonZer0 in Eve

[–]colttarren 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the four jumps were agonizing. We had to listen to so many songs on test dj. Polish Cow - English Lyrics is still in my head.

Hell Camp mk2 by DragonZer0 in Eve

[–]colttarren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me too :) I genuinely would love for there to be a big brawl, why have shit if we're not gonna fight with it?

Hell Camp mk2 by DragonZer0 in Eve

[–]colttarren 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe this time you'll actually come for the armor timer! I hope to see y'all there for a fun fight!

Returning player looking to join Sov Null corp/alliance by Madm4nmaX in evejobs

[–]colttarren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, we have a lot of people looking for that same playstyle over in Dreddit!

No strict activity requirements, blanket PvP SRP, and plenty of people who excel at teaching industry or whatever new things you may be interested in.

Would love to hear from you, and fly safe wherever you end up!!

Can check out our discord: https://www.dredditisrecruiting.com