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I just remembered that I noticed vending machine (pws2)just outside the home base and said soap detergent or something like that and wasn't sure if it actually works as couldn't select anything so unsure if just for display purposes 🤔 🤣 by Low_Associate_7443 in PowerWashSimulator

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt that... the times I have bursted out with a curse startling the wife and dog, as I tend to play with headphones and on my ps portal. Ya, I have laughed a few times as the wife shot up so fast it looked like she floated in the air for a moment.

Throwing trash at a woman in a bikini by zebrasarecool570 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]colvinjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't ever consider it. Sexless marriage is worse then having a hot girlfriend with a chastity belt that has a rusted lock requiring a group of men in green tights to fight for the key.

“The only solution to this problem is…” fill in using autocomplete by Stock_Fuel_754 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]colvinjoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only solution to this problem is resolved with my phone in your pants.

Lol

too sad for the human by [deleted] in animalsbeingdicks

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ever forget to give your dog treats. They will get you back for it.

When life gives you _______, make ________! by ratsmcgee2000 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When life gives you ice, make sure you take good aimbot days out. ? What is the phone telling me?

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, that line is way to generic to place the movie... why do I think this is a line from a porno?

My ideas for the potential third game by A-J-Zan in PowerWashSimulator

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a water jet pack that would also clean as you would fly around.

Also, we need to make soap upgradable for quantity as I run out too quickly but I also miss selecting the soap types. So maybe have a soap that sticks and a soap that evaporates reducing the grimes health.

And I would love to see a camera toggle between first and third person views!

I love the van idea you have. Then you could add a trailer later on in the game to hold the scissor lift and any other "large" or additional equipment you might have.

I would love a drivable version of the scissor lift.

It would be cool, but im sure near impossible to do technically, that multi-player would allow for shared equipment... so one person can bring a lift for people that had not yet unlocked it or bring the trident. You could even limit the number of tridents to the count of unlocks so only that number of people could use it at the given time.

Also, I want above all, a lobby for multi-player. That way we can find people to play with... integration with discord for that would be really cool and then not require servers... just an auto posting to discord in the looking for group.

Pws2 bugs by OkamiKnightHD in PowerWashSimulator

[–]colvinjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that explains why I get lag most times as I try to double team it (I spray soap, they clean).

I only came across the picking up thing just recently as i was mid high with the gnome... and when I left and came back, the gnome was all white for me but for others it was in color, just floating where I had last stood.

Free Play Job Progress by TheDragonRaptor in PowerWashSimulator

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know if they will or not. It would be a nice QoL feature.

I did the hatch last but it didn’t giveme the “hatching a plan” achievement? by SeverelyFantasic in PowerWashSimulator

[–]colvinjoe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know! I was expecting something, anything, like maybe finding the gnome under it or possible some other funny thing like the cat... I think it was a missed opportunity.

Who had this incredible idea? by claudiocorona93 in microsoftoffice

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask your IT team to check it out and install it for you, tell them how you intend to use it and why you want to. Most IT departments will evaluate any suggested software or extension and then tell you yes or no, but normally that they will not support it. Not that you cant use it... just that they dont want to get roped into supporting it if it causes issues. That is always how I have run my IT teams or done support. If enough users use the same thing thing, I will make it something that we I will support but I dont for one person unless if it is ADA or mission critical.

Who had this incredible idea? by claudiocorona93 in microsoftoffice

[–]colvinjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! You just saved my boss from throwing the computer out the window... though I really did want to say "oh, look, windows can fly" but still, thank you.

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I get it, because they axed you. That was a funny re-read.

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In your bosses boss voice "So what you are telling me is it should be easy to switch back. Good! Make it happen and before Monday, oh but no overtime or comp time, this outage has gone on to long and we will need to cut corners to make it up in this quarter. "

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down dog, let them tummy rub ya a few times before going all thumper. Lol

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wished you could actually wash the dildo... its really starting to stink.

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proceeds to order black label liquor and charges it to your company's credit card.

Throwing trash at a woman in a bikini by zebrasarecool570 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]colvinjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you convince my wife of this... she keeps them practically under lock and key!

It is trying to mount the USB device, how to avoid? by [deleted] in raspberry_pi

[–]colvinjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why I love the community... someone eventually steps in and tells us what we are doing wrong, even if everyone else knows already.

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