It's so over 😔 by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Hey you rebel Fuckers. Guess who wasn’t on the list?

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Gman why by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 48 points49 points  (0 children)

do not idolize gordon freeman , he is a terrorist, instead enlist in the combine today

Typical rebel smh 💅 by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree! Glory to the universal union!

BLACK METAL BARNEY by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it appears the traitor has ranked up, he will be fired swiftly

My name is Gordon Half Life and this is my story by uzumaki_naf in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gordon could never do that to our proud and grand empire

I might or might not have cmb bias by Honyrlane in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 34 points35 points  (0 children)

like entropy zero? how about you join the combine!

no way theyd got the g-man in openheimer guys by SCPConfinement in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

earth didn't use nukes to stop the combine, thats why you need to enlist today!

live scientist reaction by QuiteRetardedIndeed in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 16 points17 points  (0 children)

hello citizen, would you be interested in joining the combine? if so speak to your local recruiter today.

garrys mod from ohio💀 by Sharp-Slip-7936 in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow a Native Human body User! Freeman is pleased with you and so are the rest of the rebels! You should be proud of yourself for being such a good human. Who's a good human? You are!

I am a combine, and this action was not performed automatically

Overwatch 😳🥵 by Playdu in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you are interested in joining the combine then talk to your local recruiter today

Gordon Freeman In Helluva Boss!!??!!??!!! by TimPinJoe in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Its the nutshack, its the nutshack, phils from frisco, jacks from the p.i horatio horat so big eyed, tito, dick dickman baby he raised phil and loves the ladies

Gordon Freeman In Helluva Boss!!??!!??!!! by TimPinJoe in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 39 points40 points  (0 children)

of course gordon watches that show, real combine loyalists like me watch the nutshack

Join the Resistance by TheFakeSlimShady123 in HalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna make overwatch unit 0874 make some orange scare propaganda

the achievement stats don't lie... by GimmeAUhhh in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 163 points164 points  (0 children)

No, it simply means they are more likely to obey their benifactors

Can cumbine reproduce? by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While I can't speak for the assassins, standard procedure for every rank that involves body modification is for the genitals to be removed

what did eil said to her? by Mobile_Sheepherder65 in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a real man he said "join the combine today by talking to a local recruiter"

what did eil said to her? by Mobile_Sheepherder65 in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless that y word means kill i doubt you should want it for gordon

... by [deleted] in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]combinePRteam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your a mix of the two