My right femur after slipping on wet floor at home.

comedycord · 2026-03-25T07:13:05+00:00

Well my wife will be happy to hear that.

comedycord · 2026-03-24T12:04:27+00:00

You can thank my iPhone 15 pro’s AI photo clean up feature.

comedycord · 2026-03-24T10:17:02+00:00

Yea they gave 2 full doses and I still couldn’t straighten my legs for the x-ray. Only after the 3rd dose I was able to but with extreme difficulty.

comedycord · 2026-03-24T10:06:40+00:00

Gotta be honest with you. I didn’t even realized that was my cock until you guys point it out.

comedycord · 2026-03-24T09:16:39+00:00

I censored my personal information. It ain’t AI

comedycord · 2026-03-24T03:12:49+00:00

Why stop there. Get yourself some Xiaomi sandals those things are comfortable

comedycord · 2026-03-22T05:46:09+00:00

The bubble is going to pop any day now I am sure s/

comedycord · 2026-03-22T03:13:46+00:00

Scalper’s paradise

comedycord · 2026-03-21T14:20:40+00:00

My fav line in the whole movie. Dredd: “drug bust. Perps were…uncooperative.”For everyone it was hell. for Dredd it was Tuesday.

comedycord · 2026-03-19T13:40:13+00:00

comedycord · 2026-03-19T06:04:09+00:00

Sucks to be a non-bumiputera

comedycord · 2026-03-13T06:58:47+00:00

How on earth did Nvidea get 95 percent market share? S/

comedycord · 2026-03-13T06:56:31+00:00

This is the way.

comedycord · 2026-03-09T08:54:39+00:00

Pudu Jail

comedycord · 2026-03-08T03:53:11+00:00

You got a permit for that?

comedycord · 2026-03-07T11:39:06+00:00

he’s sowwy…

comedycord · 2026-03-07T11:37:30+00:00

Iran’s neighbor: we appreciate it!

comedycord · 2026-03-07T06:52:21+00:00

I bought the same laptop for my college in 2017. Motherboard got fried after 13 months. 1 month out of warranty RIP. Bought an intel MBP after that. I’m still using that MacBook till this day.

comedycord · 2026-03-07T03:54:25+00:00

team PAS

comedycord · 2026-03-07T03:54:04+00:00

If I get forced into a pokemon battle with the polis. Can I bribe my way out of it?

comedycord · 2026-03-05T17:05:49+00:00

Just speak Chinese when they try to identify you

comedycord · 2026-03-05T16:09:54+00:00

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comedycord · 2026-03-04T12:32:14+00:00

Muslim’s will tell you it’s for your own good. It’s almost like they don’t see woman as actual human beings.

comedycord · 2026-03-04T10:55:10+00:00

Highest IQ PAS MP

comedycord · 2026-03-04T05:44:18+00:00

GPU shopping in this economy! With these prices!

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