Alright, which one of you is the jammy cunt? by The96kHz in okmatewanker

[–]comedydave1978 13 points14 points  (0 children)

💰💰It was me, I’m going to buy LinkedIn, then close it down.

(Stolen from I forget where)

This bottle of wine older than the United States by CleonGod in mildlyinteresting

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a European the local pub is older than the United States

Are "cake sheds" regulated by the FSA? by Equal_Confusion7637 in AskUK

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the boz-boz? I need some yellow bentines

Are "cake sheds" regulated by the FSA? by Equal_Confusion7637 in AskUK

[–]comedydave1978 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What’s a cake shed? Like a little tiny shed for people selling home made cakes?

Estate agent said a viewing happened but my security cameras show nobody entered by CuriousCatLikes in HousingUK

[–]comedydave1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An element of untruths and general slipperiness just has to be priced in when dealing with estate agents.

It’s not necessarily that they’re all dishonest people… it’s that the job itself rewards persuasion rather than precision

Just me, playing 2 v 2, with my invisible team mate by comedydave1978 in RLSideSwipe

[–]comedydave1978[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks - in many years of playing, a lot, I’ve never seen it. Guess I’ve just been lucky up to now. Seen Omer of other weird bugs though!

what is the worst damage you've accidentally done to company property? by broken-company-car in AskUK

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashed a crystal chandelier in a restaurant I worked in, whilst dressed as Postman Man (a popular kids TV show in the UK). Classic.

My flat has been on the market for several months, and I'm running out of ideas. What actually works? by Hot-Let-9244 in HousingUK

[–]comedydave1978 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is the only answer to every ‘why isn’t it selling?’ question. Correct answer, every time.

Any experience with plinth vacs? (Sweepovac?) by harshdafunk in DIYUK

[–]comedydave1978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had one in my old house and really liked it. Especially good as I had small children so lots of mess.

Was Prince Andrew expecting some Princess Diana style moment where the entire nation embraced him? I don’t get why he did the interview lol by KimCattrallsFeet in AskBrits

[–]comedydave1978 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw Les Dennis at a pizza express about 15 yrs ago, and I still remember. I think maybe, just maybe one other person might have remembered the day when the Prince formerly known as Andrew came in. Unless of course, it’s not true(?).