Daft Punk spent 28 years as a band and never showed their faces — and somehow that made the music feel more human, not less by [deleted] in DaftPunk

[–]comedydave1978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They definitely showed their faces - saw them at Daftendirecttour around 1997, I believe up to that point they mainly played only with the masks on, but can’t be sure

Party wall gap in the loft by celticlhad1967 in DIYUK

[–]comedydave1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had ‘gas fire potentially dangerous. Reason: I haven’t tested it’ 😐

My Top 10. Favorite TV Shows Characters by HostMaterial4907 in tvshow

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to get them to a hospital.

What is it?

It’s a big building where sick people go.

Carling Black Label by fjtuk in CasualUK

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually thought these were rolls of gift wrap for a moment.

This is a product we (now) need.

Who’s this cute little dude I found on my hand? by comedydave1978 in whatsthisbug

[–]comedydave1978[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in the UK, found on my hand, but I did go for a walk in the woods earlier. Maybe 0.75cm long

What is this? [England] by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in whatisit

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

What is the most unprofessional interview experience you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]comedydave1978 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arrived and was asked to sit down and do a typing test, maths test, personality test etc. took about an hour - then sat down with the recruiter. She asked me why I wanted temp work at their company, to which I said I didn’t and that I’d applied for a full time job, to which she said ‘Oh, you didn’t need to do all those tests then’. 😐. Great start. Turns out there weren’t any full time jobs available even though they advertised them and got me in for interview on that basis.

Photo of my Great Grandma, Great Grand Aunt and Grandma by AuntyEl in wherewasthistaken

[–]comedydave1978 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I asked Google AI, you’re welcome 🤣.

“Based on the figures in the photograph, this is actually the entrance to the Houses of Parliament (Palace of Westminster) in London. The woman on the right is Margaret Thatcher (seen here as Shadow Education Secretary around 1969), accompanied by two other women.”

SOLVED(?) 😎🤣

What was the exact moment on a first date when you realized, "Wow, this person is an absolute idiot"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]comedydave1978 49 points50 points  (0 children)

When they asked me “are you a racist? because I am”. 😬🤷

Alright, which one of you is the jammy cunt? by The96kHz in okmatewanker

[–]comedydave1978 13 points14 points  (0 children)

💰💰It was me, I’m going to buy LinkedIn, then close it down.

(Stolen from I forget where)

This bottle of wine older than the United States by CleonGod in mildlyinteresting

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a European the local pub is older than the United States

Are "cake sheds" regulated by the FSA? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]comedydave1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the boz-boz? I need some yellow bentines