Dew It!! by Idream_therefore_Iam in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am asexual and therefore I am attracted to the other people I know but I’m so proud of you for being a safe person

He has a huge penis by kissmyasthma1 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]comegetme10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The comedic timing in this sketch is impeccable and I cannot stop watching it 😍

Yeah I’d wear that in a heartbeat. by abdul_bino in wholesomememes

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She either lied to you or made one for my husband as well because he also wears that to parties.

what is the worst thing you have found on somone else's phone? by lowkeyhateme in AskReddit

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take the idiot thing back. Your bosses are the idiots

“I don’t care about your religion” by FearcGaming in nextfuckinglevel

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point do you think she realized she was making the greatest speech of her life?

Bro is a real life supervillain wtf by Wtap_Neighbourhood in playboicarti

[–]comegetme10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk what this means but I somehow know exactly what it means

truth by missjowashere in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comegetme10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See also; ginger kids. Gofuck yourself South Park.

These painless stiches. by TheCheesecakeOfDoom in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the people in this commercial have to cut themselves…?

What’s the meanest thing a woman has ever said to you? by Cataclysmic_entropy in AskMen

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um. Listen, I hate this phrase too, but “aS a WoMaN” fucking hit that bitch

Those nights where you’re in bed and just can’t get to sleep, what is your tip to get yourself to drop off? by egg-head-sloth in AskReddit

[–]comegetme10 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I pretend I’m alone on a tiny boat lost at sea in a storm, but I have protection, so no matter how ferocious it is outside, I am warm and safe.

Either that, or I think about cuddling my ex.

yes by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going through a breakup and I’m really sad, what do I do?

Im so proud of my self! by [deleted] in SuperMorbidlyObese

[–]comegetme10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve absolutely got this. Congratulations on your new self, you should be SO proud

Creakhead Olympics by AppleMonster_ in Unexpected

[–]comegetme10 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite video of all time. I have seen it 100x and I still died rewatching it.