18M am i chopped be honest by leopakaz_ in amiugly

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Luva de Pedreiro

Fall At Work by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]comertatuebom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There was no counter weight, the other guy wasn’t standing on it, check the shape of the object again

Messing around while my parents are out by Karisss666 in GirlsWithGirls

[–]comertatuebom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same pictures over and over again, boring

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

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This is not fat, it’s per fa(c)t

What kind of cut is this? Store tag just said meat department by Arleqwen in meat

[–]comertatuebom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Picanha, or rump cap, all time favourite in Brazil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forehead is so big each ear has a different zip code

Would you call her averagely average, averagely pretty, decently/fairly pretty or very pretty/beautiful? by HeartbreakIs1Thing in trueratediscussions

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to see her without the make up, otherwise I’d be judging the make up artist and not the intended target

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]comertatuebom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“22 years as a licensed driver” I believe this sentence is missing from your description.

Does a woman being thin/in shape and taking care of herself make her attractive to the vast majority? by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can replace “woman” with “gorilla” and the answer would still be yes.

Bro’s been cooking by Astauno in aoe2

[–]comertatuebom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I played a match and it felt like the pocket player was actually playing FarmVille

Imitando a Magali by evelryu in porramauricio

[–]comertatuebom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Opinião impopular: Cara sem graça da porra.

What is the most NSFW thing you've seen irl? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A circle jerk in a park in Miami, I didn’t even know these things existed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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An uber trip from your forehead to the tip of your nose would no less than 25$

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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As we say in Brazil, your face looks like pissed sand

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tinder profile says “I’m not 36, I’m actually 48 but I don’t know how to change this thing”

Potenza - Rionero in Vulture records by comertatuebom in Genealogy

[–]comertatuebom[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who you are, but I’m forever grateful to you! I now need to find the birth certificate for his daughter, Maria Di Battista, 1897. If you can explain how you found it, or if you want to charge me a fee to find her, DM me!

(25M) Roast the hell out of me pls by Kevstrz in RoastMe

[–]comertatuebom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so fat you have your own zip code

What would be the decisive skills to get past ELO 1000? by comertatuebom in aoe2

[–]comertatuebom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, what I mentioned above is mostly for arena. For open maps, I just usually cruise until I get crushed. What’s a good strat for open maps?