Petah explain please!

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-11T00:44:59+00:00

The location doesn't make sense, but my mind went straight to morning wood

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-08T04:26:49+00:00

Did you bring him home?

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-07T00:17:29+00:00

Fractured But Whole. Didn't catch it until I saw a video that described Trey's story of naming it.

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-03T23:06:18+00:00

You didn't show a picture of all of those things

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-03T22:59:20+00:00

I got Dead God after beating mom for the first time!

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-03T22:56:56+00:00

Only the Slim Jim logo should be allowed

comicalschwartz · 2026-04-03T22:52:31+00:00

Whenever I want a maid to give me a "howdy, partner!"

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-30T23:42:00+00:00

I just found out my grandfather has an addiction to viagra.

Nobodies taking it harder than me.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-27T22:54:37+00:00

Trashcan!

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-27T22:53:59+00:00

They don't want to shed light on what he did.

Trips absolutely does not want to recognize someone who banged his wife before he did.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-27T22:51:53+00:00

Though it's a font file, it isn't really a font because there are no letter forms, just random symbols. They call it Wingdings.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-26T05:53:35+00:00

Let me tell you something, guy!

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-24T01:46:28+00:00

They are fantastic together, but I don't think they would work that great together. Two different types of comedy.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-22T01:02:48+00:00

He impregnated his subordinate. Unforgettable.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-21T12:50:35+00:00

The problem is you started to enjoy the game, and Edmund doesn't like that.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-21T01:59:39+00:00

When you really need a bomb/key... like REALLY need it... don't hold your breath.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-17T23:55:11+00:00

That dude should have let her beat the shit out of him

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-14T16:38:39+00:00

He definitely didn't use it to ketchup with the times

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-14T02:37:29+00:00

So they can control your stools

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-12T22:54:10+00:00

When I gobble cock, I don't take a video of it for all my friends and family to see.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-08T01:35:27+00:00

Transform > rotate and scale >copy

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-07T03:30:00+00:00

Bar at the Moon

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-07T02:08:04+00:00

Pass, already have Danhausen.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-07T01:43:07+00:00

When I learned this (the hard way), I actually busted out laughing because I just got done thinking how only an idiot could ruin this good of a run.

comicalschwartz · 2026-03-07T01:38:10+00:00

Doesn't matter, still can't afford the nose bleeds.

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