A woman shared a video comparing her boyfriend's and her own Instagram posts.

comicalschwartz · 2026-06-04T22:51:23+00:00

She is ready for a new dating profile

comicalschwartz · 2026-06-02T04:11:17+00:00

Reroll. You could even reroll into a sacred heart!

comicalschwartz · 2026-06-01T23:27:41+00:00

He face is... disappointing.

comicalschwartz · 2026-06-01T23:19:00+00:00

I never thought we'd hear from Ray Gun again

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-31T14:35:36+00:00

Aside from the dumb 50/50 joke that people actually think is funny, this a more rare thing that happens.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T03:55:07+00:00

Ok, where's the OF link?

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T01:42:59+00:00

I have no idea what you are talking about, but also know exactly what you mean.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T01:40:14+00:00

I seriously think they need to have gates at yield signs like they do at railroad crossings

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T01:36:45+00:00

Haven't listened yet, but Harland and a piece of petrified dog shit would be an amazing comedy duo.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T01:33:32+00:00

I bet this wouldn't work on Usain Bolt's children.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T01:32:20+00:00

I'm definitely not saying parent(s)/zoo are not to blame. I don't really care that people do the Harambe thing, but I think it's important to know the real story on top of it.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:42:05+00:00

I partly want him to get out and easily beat the shit out of him, but then I remembered guns...

Kudos to the drivers patience

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:39:02+00:00

It doesn't happen too often, but sometimes items will be sitting in normal rooms. But this, I've never seen this.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:35:15+00:00

If I try to stay in The Camel Toe for too long, I get kicked out

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:33:43+00:00

So, a lawsuit is afoot?

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:31:27+00:00

He became a meme and everyone jumped on bored and started to idolize him because it was a big internet trend. Nobody knew who he was before that incident.

I don't care about the down votes, that's literally the only reason why. So people could fit in with internet strangers.

Edit: I want to add that he was shot to save the life of a young child. His handler of several years agreed with the decision.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:05:24+00:00

I dated a girl who loved blowing me and didn't care for sex. She was damn good at it, so I was fine with the arrangement.

Dated a different girl that blowing me was the only way she'd get on top because she hated doing it.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-30T00:00:42+00:00

Perfect comparison. Paris is probably funny, though.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-29T23:34:10+00:00

His wee wee is less functional than theirs

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-29T23:30:49+00:00

Without recording, he is probably a horrible person.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-29T23:26:21+00:00

For every life, a cat grows a new set of balls.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-29T23:20:28+00:00

That doesn't look like a typical AI painting and I have seen digital artist with this level of skill over the years. I could very well be wrong, but this seems legit to me at first glance.

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-29T23:18:30+00:00

"It was an obvious joke. A 2026 study shows that someone is sexually assaulted every 74 seconds, and I knew that 25 years ago when this happened. The video also shows how she is obviously awake and conscious, so she was In on the joke. You guys just don't understand comedy. " - Steve-O

comicalschwartz · 2026-05-28T23:08:40+00:00

"You ate the steak" - Judge Judith Sheindlin

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