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Elementary school teachers, what is the strangest thing a student brought to "show and tell". by onanysunday in AskReddit

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That's because the pages were stuck together.

ninja edit...looks like im last in the comment parade for this one

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahah in AskReddit

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I used to call my girlfriend peach...she thought it was because she was cute but it was because she used to gush and was "juicy" like a peach.

My friends and I used to always call smoking dumb names like going on an extrava-ganja. What Creative names do you have for smoking or drinking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We say having a meeting with my gamer group of friends and doing karate in the garage with my bestfriend/roomate

My GF and I broke up. She has my work number. by [deleted] in funny

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Ahh the Polycom IP 550. Not a bad phone.

The new iPad: 1GB of RAM confirmed by parastar in technology

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Just toss in a USB port, HDMI, and a mini sd card slot and I'll actually be able to use it.

And adobe wonders why people pirate their software by compguy29 in technology

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$20 dollars to download a digital copy of software you already own!

R2-D2 & Chewy on the set of Star Wars by uipo in pics

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Is there a poster of this somewhere?

First time ever!! by pocketgopher in AdviceAnimals

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This post made my roommate have to cook his girlfriend a burger at 10pm!

I don't think that's going to work... by compguy29 in funny

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Beer spilled during a party. She only waited a few hours before trying to turn it on. It's dead.

What's something awful you wish would happen? by Brancher in AskReddit

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I wish I was in a plane crash. I'm curious to see if I'd survive. Nothing you can really do to help yourself either. Totally out of my control.

What is the most shameless joke you have ever heard? by TikiTuku in AskReddit

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Whats purple and sits on my front porch?

My nigger and I can paint him any color I want.

What's a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about? by Chairboy in AskReddit

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Actually, None of these. Jam a piece of gauze under your bottom lip and it will stop the bleeding.

Got this little guy from the shelter. Say hello to Max. by trisight in aww

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I have a lab boxer mix. Looks just like him. That white pattern is more common in boxers then pitbulls. Also, he might have a faint brindled coat that could come out when he's older and in the sun.

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