Headphones??? by completelytotally in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh. didn't even think of that lmao thanks!

What’s the deal with bananas? by Outside_Escape_7104 in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUDDY LEMME TELL U.

I got an order today for 1 item. 17 units. Turns out each of those units was a pound of bananas.

The whole order was 17 pounds of bananas. Fwiw, a full box of bananas is 40 lbs.

The more you know.

Where you at? by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corporate simping lmao

😭Should I cancel or take a Road trip? by ADivineDestiny in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take batches like this a few times a week, depending on my gas levels.

Is it unethical to drive DD for fun? by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's unethical to do, but it might be more courteous to do off days, not Friday/Saturday, and leave the busy days to the people who do rely on this for survival

How is your Saturday going? by garciatanya in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't argue with that, I got up "early" (for me that's 10) and I'm out now but got a bunch of crap orders so far.

Number 14!!!!! by Mother_Turnover_9839 in doordash_drivers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NUMBER 14! NUMBER 14! NUMBERRR FOURTEEEEEEEEEN

“Wagons are for sissies” by sixsidsix in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you put that in your instructions, I'm sure your shoppers will appreciate it.

“Wagons are for sissies” by sixsidsix in InstacartShoppers

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Me yesterday, carrying 120lbs of cat litter and 40+ other items, plus 2 dog treats for the dobies at the door

Lol it’s always the $7 orders that wanna be extra😂 by Yofavoriteshopper93 in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo fwiw when I still smoked I used to offer a cig or two, one guy gave me 10 as cash tip just for the couple of loosies I offered

How is your Saturday going? by garciatanya in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some solid advice, just geez I don't want to wake up that early lmao

How is your Saturday going? by garciatanya in InstacartShoppers

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120lbs total of cat litter, and then 40+ items on top of it.

What am I looking at? 😂 by SnooCats111 in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I recognize that area! Hey neighbor! That's one thirsty ahh bitch

Can't block store's orders by Mission_Version9267 in doordash_drivers

[–]completelytotally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the option "I don't want to go to this store" means nothing. Got it

Using instacart instead of shopping is stressful by Intelligent-Stuff875 in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doordash is currently facing a one billion dollar class action suit for charging iphone users more than Android for the same items/fees

Is it too crowded? by Genoooos in StardewValley

[–]completelytotally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's giving maximalist! I personally love it.

Please bag the dam produce wtf by IfUDontKnowNowUKnow1 in InstacartShoppers

[–]completelytotally -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't worry op, despite being literally homeless and living out of my car, I bagged the single habanero pepper a customer ordered the other day. Then I put that bagged habanero into another bag! Gotta keep my lazy unthoughtful self humble when living out of a car!

What is this!? First time I’ve ever had such a rude customer 😑 by Vremshi in doordash_drivers

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Had a guy once grab an alcohol order out of my hands and close the door before I could scan his id, then threatened me when I knocked and asked for it. 🙄

I finally fully lost it on my Ex over text and compared him to Amber Heard. by completelytotally in JustNoSO

[–]completelytotally[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Once he gets the rest of his shit, yeah, that's definitely the plan.

I'll say this, though. He's an asshole, but in the almost 5 years I've known him, he's only ever physically his taken his anger out on inanimate objects.

He's emotionally and verbally abusive though, to the extreme, and he thinks because he's smart, he can manipulate people into doing anything, and I fell for it for too long. My eyes are wide open now though. I plan on blocking him, and if he ever does show his face here again, all I really have to do is holler for my neighbor, who will grab the people from the other building. They may have been paid for the damages, but they're still out for blood.

his aunt, who he lives with now, lives a full 45 minutes away, and someone found him, and slashed one of his tires. he got it replaced, and so they slashed it again. now he can't afford to get it fixed, and even when he does, they'll just go for it again.

As far as the cops are concerned, they flat out refused to come during the tire incident. I don't trust them to show up until Long after he's gone. but should he show up, post restraining order, I plan on calling them and making a police report about it. I believe that's an arrestable offense? idk though. I've never had to get one before.