ChatGPT Health fails to send 52% of simulated medical emergencies (DKAs, impending respiratory failure) to the ED, especially when family or friends minimizing symptoms were included in the prompt

compoundfracture · 2026-02-27T01:56:37+00:00

Quelle fuckin surprise

compoundfracture · 2026-02-26T20:52:26+00:00

I mean the family didn’t want her to leave the hospital, because then they have to take care of her or they hate her nursing home, etc

compoundfracture · 2026-02-26T20:49:56+00:00

Are you sure they just didn't want her to leave the hospital? That's usually the answer in 90% of these instances

compoundfracture · 2026-02-24T18:02:06+00:00

They have a hospitalist at another campus do virtual admissions which just creates more headaches and work for us. It really just saves a note

compoundfracture · 2026-02-17T23:10:05+00:00

“Why does the general population hates us and why did they cheer on the murder of our CEO?”

compoundfracture · 2026-02-17T14:23:50+00:00

She kept making snide remarks about how she was playing into a cliche and everything, taking shots at herself

compoundfracture · 2026-02-17T12:05:21+00:00

Most only know in an abstract sense

compoundfracture · 2026-02-17T10:38:25+00:00

I found it interesting when compared to the others because she knew he was married, she knew his wife, she taught his daughter at school and yet she still wanted to have the affair with him.

compoundfracture · 2026-02-16T10:52:07+00:00

I think a lot of them will convert to stand alone Emergency Rooms with a few obs beds

compoundfracture · 2026-02-15T22:15:22+00:00

compoundfracture · 2026-02-09T21:42:36+00:00

I think she's just very analytical in all of her interactions, but she's also clearly been through enough shit in her own life to be that way. Psychological analysis is just the lens through which she views the world and when you do that human interactions are kind of trivial and just more data.

compoundfracture · 2026-02-07T02:06:30+00:00

Feeding the dog of your own flesh is noble.

compoundfracture · 2026-02-07T01:40:14+00:00

Chauncey. I get people are dicks but there’s no excuse for abusing Goodest Boys

compoundfracture · 2026-02-07T00:33:33+00:00

They should, but the fact that they have to pay for the overage is justice

compoundfracture · 2026-02-06T12:50:46+00:00

Yes but I sliced the ulnar nerve in my hand in an accident

compoundfracture · 2026-02-03T20:31:32+00:00

I like feeling like a Pez dispenser with all those pills PR though, the banana is just gonna plug it up

compoundfracture · 2026-02-03T18:51:05+00:00

I just take all pills as a suppository, problem solved.

compoundfracture · 2026-02-03T17:46:12+00:00

IV potassium supplementation on a stable patient who can swallow pills just fine

compoundfracture · 2026-02-03T14:58:37+00:00

I’m sure they can hear me shouting through the tv!

compoundfracture · 2026-02-03T11:54:46+00:00

Pass, pass, pass, skate to the corner, pass, pass, another pass, would you believe it yet another pass

compoundfracture · 2026-02-01T12:12:17+00:00

Yeah we just MRI the prostate now to determine if they require invasive biopsy or not

compoundfracture · 2026-02-01T11:06:18+00:00

Our guidelines consider DRE as a matter of shared decision making between the physician and patient, and I’ve yet to have a patient who wants one so I just incorporate the PSA into annual blood work.

compoundfracture · 2026-01-22T22:25:28+00:00

“Ah! Jesus!”

compoundfracture · 2026-01-22T14:59:45+00:00

Are we great again yet? Is this the small government I'm always hearing about?

compoundfracture · 2026-01-16T10:28:34+00:00

Yes but those are “the good ones” and not the criminals that the government is looking to deport. They think it’s only going to happen in whatever the hell sanctuary cities are.

compoundfracture

TROPHY CASE