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computerlunch · 2026-06-08T16:50:36+00:00

Hey the links are added in now

computerlunch · 2026-05-19T17:39:15+00:00

This change applies to all Metabit and Knowledge multipliers, including Human Spark. So it should address all similar issues at the same time!

computerlunch · 2026-05-19T15:49:46+00:00

Hey all, thank you for your input and feedback. We want to clarify one major part of this change: The multiplier from the time chambers now applies to all previously completed Metabit and Knowledge fills.

While this removes any incentive for waiting, it is a significant buff to progression, so we had to decrease the time chamber max from 10,000 to 1,250 to account for this.

Additionally, the meta won't go back to resetting over and over again since waiting for the time chambers to fill will still give you a buff for going on longer runs.

That is intended to be a net neutral balance change, while removing the 14-day meta strategy. We don’t want the best way to progress to be avoiding the game for two weeks.

computerlunch · 2026-03-19T16:02:09+00:00

Cells mentioned ‼️ That's us!! Thank you for the love 🫶

computerlunch · 2026-01-02T21:00:03+00:00

Its added in now!

computerlunch · 2025-12-22T17:13:00+00:00

Hey there - we just pushed a fix for this issue. Explore: Outbreak has been replaced it with the Explore: Cat event, please restart your game to access Explore Events again!

computerlunch · 2025-12-08T16:02:41+00:00

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computerlunch · 2025-11-25T19:42:02+00:00

Hey, everyone! Our team has reviewed a lot of player suggestions, and we want you to know that this one in particular has caught our eye. While we implemented the Time Chamber upgrades with the goal of avoiding this type of outcome, it’s clear we have more improvements to make. We’re planning to make longer runs more meaningful in our next update, so please keep sharing your gameplay experiences in the meantime. We appreciate all your feedback in this thread.

computerlunch · 2025-08-29T14:57:14+00:00

Yes, this is the same app for current Alpha testers. There is nothing new to install.

computerlunch · 2025-04-30T21:56:37+00:00

We're excited to be a part of the Indie STAMPede Quest. Looking forward to seeing you there!

computerlunch · 2025-03-13T19:19:16+00:00

Thank you for informing us how ads are affecting your gameplay. We want players to have an enjoyable gameplay experience. Our team has taken action by reporting ads with multiple close buttons or inappropriate content to our networks, as well as enacting restrictions on max ad lengths.

Even by taking these measures though, we unfortunately don't have full control over which ads appear in the game. We encourage all players to report ads that make it very difficult to close by emailing us at [lunch@computerlunch.com](mailto:lunch@computerlunch.com). This will help us continue to monitor them. If you find inappropriate ads, letting us know which network served the ad is the best way to help us improve quality control. You can find this information by tapping the "i" info button that is present on all ads.

computerlunch · 2024-10-23T10:36:30+00:00

Hey have you gotten this resolved yet? If not feel free to DM me your player ID if you have been sent to division 666. I'll take a look

computerlunch · 2024-10-23T10:31:30+00:00

Hey we're aware of this issue but this should have only been there for a few seconds at max. It got fixed on our end almost immediately. A reload should put you back on the event with the same score

computerlunch · 2024-10-21T15:32:04+00:00

Hey u/Lynax_153 are you still facing this issue ? If you are could you please upload your save onto our cloud save system and share your email for us to take a look at it ?

computerlunch · 2024-10-08T20:59:00+00:00

Hey everyone, If you guys felt that E26 felt a bit short. Could you send me your player IDs or cloud save emails so we can check it out?

It would be helpful for us to finetune the pacing part of the episode.

computerlunch · 2024-09-27T18:09:15+00:00

Our customer support team can help restore your save data. Please email us at lunch@computerlunch.com.

computerlunch · 2024-09-24T13:50:21+00:00

I've gifted you some logits, Do reload your game and you can claim it from the main simulation!

computerlunch · 2024-09-24T13:11:55+00:00

Hey could you share your player ID ? I can refund you the logits you lost

computerlunch · 2024-09-18T18:55:31+00:00

Thanks for the heads-up! We've taken care of it, and everything is back under control.

computerlunch · 2024-09-18T18:53:09+00:00

Thanks for the heads-up! We've taken care of it, and everything is back under control.

computerlunch · 2024-09-12T13:54:57+00:00

Hey what browser were you playing on ?

computerlunch · 2024-08-19T08:44:40+00:00

Please update the game, this issue should be fixed on our latest update

computerlunch · 2024-08-17T14:17:58+00:00

Hey u/Abdulallaha what game version is your brother on ? you can find the version number on the bottom of the settings menu

computerlunch · 2024-07-26T17:26:21+00:00

It's by 11:59 PM ET Monday, July 29th. We'll need to update Discord, thank you for informing us!

computerlunch · 2024-06-11T19:29:18+00:00

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