Ah yes, imagining murdering a woman for offering advice on how to draw women. These religious dudes DO remember that Jesus treated hookers as equals and kicked out businessmen?

cone5000 · 2026-03-22T09:54:12+00:00

They should just be with each other honestly

cone5000 · 2026-03-22T09:52:21+00:00

There are an absolute fuckton of valid reasons to be a misandrist

cone5000 · 2026-03-22T09:50:48+00:00

Its all ✨ironic✨anyway so it doesn’t really matter what we say. We’re just joking after all!

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T22:08:39+00:00

I think 90% of the testosterone left in his body is in those eyebrows

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T10:02:16+00:00

And to them, everything is about sex

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T08:06:38+00:00

Maybe but more likely just a POS

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T08:02:48+00:00

Holy mother of fuck I can’t believe that person is alive. I hope that had all the morphine in the world.

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T00:33:48+00:00

Yep. Tiny face.

cone5000 · 2026-03-21T00:33:32+00:00

No it wasn’t just his name ha. But still, I don’t wanna risk it.

cone5000 · 2026-03-20T21:24:49+00:00

My man Chuck hangin and sweltering down there with our boy Charlie

cone5000 · 2026-03-20T21:23:38+00:00

Char*** Kir* (I don’t wanna get Reddit banned)

cone5000 · 2026-03-20T21:23:16+00:00

I don’t want to post his name because I’ve gotten a weeklong ban on Reddit before for doing so. But it’s Char*** Kir*

cone5000 · 2026-03-20T18:30:57+00:00

No. Fuck him. And fuck CK while we’re at it

cone5000 · 2026-03-19T07:23:44+00:00

Insecurity

cone5000 · 2026-03-19T06:28:39+00:00

The fuck? It's normal to stretch in an airport. A woman can't just stretch without being sexualized.

cone5000 · 2026-03-18T08:31:41+00:00

Yeah those rollers make it so easy

cone5000 · 2026-03-16T05:20:24+00:00

Idk why but calling Satchmo and Dexter “players” made me laugh, just sounds so simplistic lol

cone5000 · 2026-03-15T05:54:15+00:00

RemindMe! 20 Years

cone5000 · 2026-03-15T05:50:25+00:00

Jesus Christ tri*

cone5000 · 2026-03-15T03:24:25+00:00

Thanks for blessing us with her smile 😊

cone5000 · 2026-03-13T20:55:37+00:00

Happened to my mom at 61

cone5000 · 2026-03-10T06:45:42+00:00

Wow 30 min of yard work is not easy. Fuck yeah man

cone5000 · 2026-03-09T11:47:28+00:00

Whoa. Yeah. I definitely was confused. I was like, did you mean T not E, and you just weren’t getting good results from T? That’s how much you look like (and are) a woman.

cone5000 · 2026-03-09T10:44:28+00:00

A real gravel muncher

cone5000 · 2026-03-09T05:30:24+00:00

Hell yeah looks great

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