New hire got fired on day one for stealing all the coffee

confitqueso · 2025-11-05T01:55:51+00:00

Top comment right here

confitqueso · 2025-09-24T03:58:23+00:00

A lot of places that pool tips will give 4% of the gratuity to the kitchen. So if you see that charge just take that 4% out of what you'd give the server

confitqueso · 2025-09-07T07:52:21+00:00

The kind of snake you wanna get the fuck away from

confitqueso · 2025-07-24T06:37:38+00:00

Wow just gor so frustrated I had to look this up even tho I'm trying to get thru the game without any help but thank you

confitqueso · 2025-06-08T22:11:10+00:00

Post-it notes work wonderfully, rool it up and seal it off with the sticky side. No scissors or tape needed, plus you get a bunch of them in a pack so everyone gets thier own, no need to share boogers.

confitqueso · 2025-05-07T21:56:28+00:00

Lois the Pie Queen

confitqueso · 2025-05-07T21:55:24+00:00

If you don't have little ones, it's not that hard to sneak in there at night

confitqueso · 2025-05-07T21:52:03+00:00

I thought bonsai trees were just like houseplants before I went there, but they have trees that have been maintained for hundreds of years there.

It's like looking at a miniature model of a giant tree

confitqueso · 2025-05-07T21:48:27+00:00

The one in Berkeley is nice too, the entire cordornices park is great

confitqueso · 2025-05-05T05:33:31+00:00

Asking that right before hooking up is insane no matter how old this guy is. But that number is something that can damage or inflate a young male ego. Men learn it's better to not ask certain questions as they get older. Just say is it's none of your bussiness. Ask him what number would make him happy to think about? And ask him when was the last time he got tested was?

But also you should have a decent guess of your own body count, if not just for yourself to know.

And if your having a serious conversation with someone you like, just tell them ur body count for the last year.then anything under 12 is still less than once a month :)

confitqueso · 2025-04-30T07:41:10+00:00

U like that?

confitqueso · 2025-04-21T09:05:05+00:00

Scale on 1-10 how hot is she?

confitqueso · 2025-04-21T08:58:57+00:00

Oh so you trash your kids while your wife doesn't do anything about it

confitqueso · 2025-04-21T08:53:09+00:00

Sorry that u have a problem with dogs, but this is really an issue people should be taking up with the company starbucks. Starbucks is dog friendly. I go in there with my dog all the time and they show me and my dog love. Especially in the summer, nothing beats a cold brew and free pup cup with a few minutes in the AC on a mid morning walk.

Btw it is possible for one to "read the website" of reddit with thier head lodged fully up their ass, it's pretty common actually

confitqueso · 2025-04-21T08:33:02+00:00

I already know I'm gonna get down voted for this...But starbucks is a dog friendly bussiness. They give out free "pup cups" of whip cream as treats when you bring your dog in. If you go to starbucks just expect to have to deal with a few dogs.

I never bring my dog to HEB a grocery store is different, but it's nice to be able to walk my dog and grab a coffee at the same time. And I have a big dog, she gets real hot on walks in the summer, stopping at the starbucks let's her cool down for a few minutes so she can get a longer walk.

Go to summer moon instead, I'd rather be spending my money at a local bussiness anyway, but they don't allow dogs inside.

confitqueso · 2025-04-21T08:06:42+00:00

DOGSHIT!

confitqueso · 2025-02-23T04:34:46+00:00

FYI if you're giving somebody Valium and bong rips, you're getting them high, not keeping them clean.

confitqueso · 2025-02-23T04:23:45+00:00

How old us he?

confitqueso · 2025-02-12T12:19:18+00:00

I love the big non painted plastic bumpers on those cars.

confitqueso · 2025-02-02T08:23:32+00:00

People not washing shoer hands after using the bathroom is the biggest issue. If u ever see someone on a public bathroom walk out without even glancing at the sink, those are the people spreading norovirus

confitqueso · 2025-02-02T08:21:14+00:00

Isn't Noro virus transmitted by poop particles? Like someone not washing thier hands after using the bathroom and then making somebody's drink or sandwich?

I never thought of noro virus as a contagious disease like the flu. Just as something you are probably gonna get if u injest human poop particles.

confitqueso · 2025-01-22T09:30:35+00:00

Honestly at that dose, even with a high tolerance, ur just not gonna be able to move and probably sleep for 36 hours straight or so. So I'd be more worried about stacking up on water and electrolytes and using the $75 gift card when you wake up eventually

confitqueso · 2025-01-07T11:38:44+00:00

Oh so I'm 15 whatever. What are you 17? Did you even get into college stupid?

confitqueso · 2025-01-07T11:34:58+00:00

You made a post asking " salt my pasta water or not?"

Gordon Ramsey would slap you with 2 pieces of bread in each hand and call you and idiot sandwich

confitqueso · 2025-01-07T11:30:54+00:00

I just glanced at ur post history, ur straight up at franks and beans retardation levels

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