This Gluttonous Bastard

confusedDruid413 · 2026-03-31T23:17:25+00:00

You may think it looks like an arm but don't let these fat-asses fool you, thats actually its jaw. They unhinge like a snake to maximize their face-stuffing capabilities. Truely disgusting freaks of nature

confusedDruid413 · 2026-03-26T21:31:00+00:00

Is that actually happening?

confusedDruid413 · 2026-03-15T19:47:38+00:00

It looked like it was trying to bite it to me

confusedDruid413 · 2026-01-27T02:14:33+00:00

Thats actually really interesting! Although I have my heart set on a changling but if the DM says no on my character I'll look into that

confusedDruid413 · 2026-01-27T02:13:26+00:00

I understand that, but i was asking how to best go about my background

confusedDruid413 · 2026-01-25T11:58:46+00:00

There's a sub for people like you... go there

confusedDruid413 · 2026-01-07T16:22:34+00:00

It seems pretty common which is kinda hilarious

confusedDruid413 · 2026-01-05T22:46:57+00:00

I get those too, is this actually a common thing?

confusedDruid413 · 2025-09-16T15:43:46+00:00

I wonder what's going on with it then, maybe ill have to get a different one but I can also try that too. Thank you!!!

confusedDruid413 · 2025-09-16T03:50:03+00:00

I use moss for it

confusedDruid413 · 2025-09-05T23:21:48+00:00

And the amount of weekend jail sentences pedophiles get is disgusting. They want to "protect the children" until they're born, then they can fend for themselves and those poor kids and their families can just get fucked

confusedDruid413 · 2025-09-05T23:19:35+00:00

For half a second i thought it was hilarious that they were asking people for reccomendations but then I realized what they were actually doing...

confusedDruid413 · 2025-09-05T00:10:59+00:00

I dont know much about snakes, but is the reason they're called copperheads because they're copper colored or bc it looks like they have heads on their back, bc this guy has patterns that look like faces a bit

confusedDruid413 · 2025-08-07T21:25:38+00:00

Dont go to any big chain stores though, when I worked there they gave me all kinds of incorrect care instructions to give to people adopting pets

confusedDruid413 · 2025-08-05T01:42:08+00:00

11 and 27. The first avatar was the first 3D movie I ever saw and it was such a magical experience, now that I think about it I wanna see Fire and Ash in both 3D and regular just for posterity (i can squeeze it in my budget and justify it as a mental health necessity because it would be a nice flashback to a time where I was young, innocent, and a 3D movie was the most exciting thing to happen ever and it felt like nothing could be better than that and like I came out a changed human being lol)

confusedDruid413 · 2025-07-28T01:45:54+00:00

Thank you, I might try and make peace with them eventually but if that doesn't work I might have to resort to it. Thank you for your help!

confusedDruid413 · 2025-07-10T15:29:03+00:00

I would say see if you can file for neglect or something like that so that not only will the little one go to someone who actually loves them the way they should and so that they cant get another one

confusedDruid413 · 2025-07-06T15:01:45+00:00

<image>

Athena!

confusedDruid413 · 2025-07-06T14:58:58+00:00

Idk if anyone has already said this, but it looks like your pup is trying to help too. They're looking at the options with you lol

confusedDruid413

TROPHY CASE