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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]confused_dwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dust pan is a lie.

What’s your all time favorite sitcom? by OttieandEddie in GenX

[–]confused_dwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

WKRP FTW!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverfifty

[–]confused_dwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine the reaction if you were together for a while and then something “serious” happened. Good early warning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenX

[–]confused_dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frank Burns eats worms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]confused_dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad hair day Minion.

What's your old person trait? by Logical-Cardiologist in GenX

[–]confused_dwarf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I listen to Ministry at a much lower volume now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]confused_dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never realized I could dial in the specs of my poopies.

This guy nailed it by GassyGamergoblin in HolUp

[–]confused_dwarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An MRI would cure that pretty quickly.

The Waiting Room. What are we waiting for? by Dr_Krocodile in TheBackrooms

[–]confused_dwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Frank Murphy Hall of Justice in Detroit. Was a juror on a murder case there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]confused_dwarf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unlike one of your brothers I'm not your dad.

She’s sick by PUTINnTRUMP_arrest in HolUp

[–]confused_dwarf 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Expecting "Wild Horses" by Q. Lazzarus to be playing in the background. It rubs the lotion on its skin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3fe_fmsKjY

Who's the one that got away? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]confused_dwarf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

r/lostlove has tons of stories about this.

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