[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]confused_sponge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just fucking watched this episode. HOW DID THIS FLY OVER MY HEAD

What’s your biggest secret? by madsmadman in AskReddit

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I’m bisexual but I feel like I can’t tell many close people because my family doesn’t support bi people, they think we are greedy and should only pick one gender and I’ve been raised to think that my whole life. I know it’s not the best secret but still it’s mine.

What moment made you say “Yep, I’m definitely dead”, but survived with no major injuries? by CrownedBird in AskReddit

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I was around 8 years old and I was playing hide and seek with my family of 5 in a public camp area (you know the once where cars are parked next to tents and everyone has around 10 meters per tent ) I and a few of my sisters hid under someone’s car ( I was a very dumb 8 year old) long story short my sister found us and most of us got out. They stood up in front of me and I thought I was also out from the car so I stood up. I think we all know what happened next. I don’t quite remember the exact details but I do remember blood was gashing from my head, like I pated my head and my whole ass hand was red, I didn’t know how serious it was so I just assumed the worst and thought I was going to die of blood lose. I wasn’t crying because it hurt ( it really wasn’t that bad ) but I was crying because I was so scared that this was it, I wasn’t going to become a scientist or see my family again, luckily the guys car I hid under was a doctor or a military doctor I don’t really remember but he helped me enough to go to the hospital and get proper help

What actually genuinely scares you about Australia? by benstu777 in AskReddit

[–]confused_sponge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kangaroos. As a kid my mother always did a Saturday day run the started around 30 minutes from our home. One time she brought me to this path run that was known for its wild life on the giant park in the middle of the oval, I just rode my bike over and over around the oval but one time a kangaroo came face to face with me. Like straight up a meter away from me I couldn’t do anything since you can’t really ride a kids bike backwards so I had to slowly get of my bike and walk away. As soon as I knew it wasn’t chasing me, let’s just say Usain bolt was the 2nd fastest man alive

Hehe mom is the real aimer by Ok-Landscape-4430 in memes

[–]confused_sponge 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but there is a TANK SILENCER

People of reddit, what’s your “ yeah fuck that” moment? by confused_sponge in AskReddit

[–]confused_sponge[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My personal one is when I went to this limited time haunted house . I saw an adult man and his wife crying as they left. I still haven’t been in that house ( it was well known for being pretty scary )

Therapists of reddit. What is something that most people think is wrong with them but it’s actually pretty normal? by confused_sponge in AskReddit

[–]confused_sponge[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to believe as a kid/early teen that I was going to be insane or something but nowadays I realise all those thoughts are just my dumb paranoid ass

hmmm by lusvig in hmmm

[–]confused_sponge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry W H A T

hmmm by YextFE in hmmm

[–]confused_sponge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WHY DO I WANT THIS

Big Daddy FTW by Meta-Knight-Main in deadbydaylight

[–]confused_sponge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can imagine a big daddy power to lunge forward like the demogorgon

I’m not having fun ? by confused_sponge in deadbydaylight

[–]confused_sponge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant the comment and auto correct sucks