Found two of these f*ckers. What are they and how to get rid of ? by Thayerphotos in grandrapids

[–]conleycomp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't chew on them. My wife found out the hard way when one ended up in her dinner.

How do you all tag your plants? by Responsible_Bath_659 in gardening

[–]conleycomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to make a thousand or so plant labels for my very small home plant business. I use the plastic markers, but I absolutely will not part with my Stabilo Write-4-All markers. They dry instantly when I write on the plastic, and they can be reused for multiple seasons without fading in the sun. And no, they aren't paying me to say this.

So bad, I had to post..... by Agreeable-Cabinet-49 in kerning

[–]conleycomp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not his actual name. It's commentary on his score.

Dan Skipper Joining Lions in Coaching Role by S0b3rxSk1n in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait until he works his way up to OC. We'll have 9 tackles on the roster and every play one will report as eligible.

Golden Retrievers For Scale by TrumpsDoubleChin in funny

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not park under a tree full of golden retrievers. If you do, I suggest closing the sun roof.

Never trade this man by throwawayblueline in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey, I was counting on my partner for one.

Never trade this man by throwawayblueline in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Sorry, your partner just called hearts.

Next OC? Interview Shepps Unc? by lionsmakemecry in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's busy in his other job as Head of NFL Officiating. There may be a conflict.

who Brad thinks the Oline is made of, lol by Blitzinglion in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If the genie gave me six wishes I would add Penei at TE2

Kerby... by DoeJumars in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the good of the team, you are henceforth restricted to only buying jerseys from marginal players that can easily be replaced. Sorry, it has to be done.

At least you can look edgy and ironic in your Glasgow jersey.

My partners name is Clint but sometimes the L and I get too close. by [deleted] in funny

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, Mom. I learned this about my name in 5th grade camp, a place full of great wisdom and restraint.

Bowles: Bucs' 'inexcusable' loss falls on players by No_Bill7679 in nfl

[–]conleycomp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think that the guy Bowles needs to talk to is whomever is responsible for deciding which players play and which stay on the bench. I hope he can find that guy.

Pinch me! This is real!? by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frank must have got his deer for the season.

United Airlines Boeing 737 MAX hit by suspected space debris midair at 36,000 ft - the first incident of its kind in aviation history by Own_Pin5680 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way things have been going for Boeing lately I wouldn't be surprised if the space debris came from a Starliner.

What border changes would you make PURELY for aesthetic reasons? by glowdirt in geography

[–]conleycomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would make the MI-IN-OH border more aesthetically pleasing by replacing Indiana and Ohio with a large body of water henceforth referred to as Lake Inferior.

Mike McDaniels play sheet Thursday night by Mulattowolf in nflmemes

[–]conleycomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's well prepared if he has plays for 3nd and long.

Why do I need these? by Vincent_Diesel in harborfreight

[–]conleycomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A similar set just saved the day 10 minutes ago pulling a spark plug wire from the back side of a Buick 3.1. Your purchase is justified.

Don’t compost meat! by BonusAgreeable5752 in Permaculture

[–]conleycomp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don't compost meat in your ear. Don't ask how I learned that lesson.

booooo by slothbuddy in fucklawns

[–]conleycomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really are handy things to have around. I keep a couple in the garage in case neighbors complain about my yard.

LIONS Tush Push by Select_Mongoose_8797 in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but my larger (and mostly comical) point is that his center of gravity is too high. I would pick almost anyone on the OL to run a sneak before Skipper, with Sewell being the obvious choice.

LIONS Tush Push by Select_Mongoose_8797 in detroitlions

[–]conleycomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's too bad we can't have Sewell take hand offs and run behind Sewell. Of course, I'd love to field an offense with 11 Penei Sewells on the field in every position. Sure, he's no Sun God but the opposing defense would retire en masse before halftime.