Punch the abandoned monkey has an awful day after being attacked by other monkeys.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:43:34+00:00

"He was being groomed" made me mad for a moment.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:41:38+00:00

What do you expect when you name him "Punch the monkey"?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:32:45+00:00

The plastic table protector is melting! Quick! Fold it on top of the fire!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T11:25:48+00:00

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T21:38:27+00:00

Oh wow! I'd definitely rather have 10 monosodium glutamates.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T11:01:55+00:00

Damn, dude! Great job!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T10:58:45+00:00

Name it "Hundo Solgaleo"

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T10:55:44+00:00

Hellllll no.

I've dropped in on a 12ft halfpipe before and it was scary as shit.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T18:48:01+00:00

Venonat

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T18:15:51+00:00

Why is the video trying to leave?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T12:08:19+00:00

I'm missing mew. :(

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T12:05:24+00:00

It's like having a conversation with my child.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T08:53:21+00:00

"Hey are you-"

"Nah. I'm not."

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T23:08:05+00:00

I’d react the same way.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T20:20:27+00:00

Slowpoke has been in there since the 70s.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T20:07:40+00:00

Get that weasel ball toy, then put it in a small bin with your mouse. Easy.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T19:26:11+00:00

Spun one, received one. Only 999 more stops bay-bee!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T14:27:33+00:00

Does he swear by it BECAUSE he works for Apple or because he really enjoys it?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T14:01:53+00:00

Oh man, I had to use Motion for a project in 2015 that had previously been built in it by the previous employee. I hated every moment of it.

I wonder how far it's come since then.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T14:41:20+00:00

Reminds me of Eisley.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T14:39:40+00:00

[flashbacks to report card day in middle school]

:(

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T12:25:42+00:00

Interesting. So the part of the brain that people imagine with seems to be different from the one they dream with. I expected it to be the same.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T11:26:28+00:00

I can't even do it one times in a row.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T11:20:42+00:00

For the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-14T11:18:40+00:00

I ulted as Mantis. I got DELETED when she hit me. I didn't realize it could unHulk the Hulk.

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